19 Hilarious Wooden Leg Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I was engaged to a girl once with a wooden leg

But I had to break it off

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👤︎ u/OwenJthomas89

📅︎ Jun 01 2021

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I once dated a girl with a wooden leg.

But then I broke it off.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz

📅︎ Feb 16 2021

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I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith

but for the life of me I can't remember the name of his other leg.

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👤︎ u/foxtrot-luv

📅︎ Feb 20 2021

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I dated a woman with a wooden leg.

It wasn't working out, so I broke it off. Sorry Peg.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Jan 11 2021

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I’ve bought my girlfriend a wooden leg for Christmas.

It’s not her main present, just a stocking filler.

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy

📅︎ Dec 18 2020

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I once met a guy with a wooden leg named James.

I still wonder what he named his other leg.

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👤︎ u/Saosin713

📅︎ Oct 17 2020

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You can't take a photo of a man with a wooden leg.

You really need a camera

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan

📅︎ Mar 14 2020

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I used to have a girlfriend with a wooden leg...

I had to break it off.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Aug 23 2020

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My son and I were fishing and He said to me, “i used to know a guy with a wooden leg named Smith”.

I replied, “funny, what was the name of his other leg”.

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👤︎ u/PurpelBananas

📅︎ Jan 07 2019

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What did the pirate say when he found his wooden leg in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers.

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👤︎ u/Bmantis311

📅︎ Oct 13 2018

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs who caught on fire...

Burnt his ass to the ground..!

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👤︎ u/BeachcomberSBH

📅︎ Mar 24 2018

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person 1: I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith. person 2: What was the name of his other leg?

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👤︎ u/Jermine1269

📅︎ May 12 2017

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Why can't you hang a man with a wooden leg?

Because it won't go round his neck!

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👤︎ u/GloboJones

📅︎ Feb 21 2016

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My buddy said he knew a person with a wooden leg named Smith....

So I asked him "what is his other leg's name? "

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👤︎ u/NateFXthefirst

📅︎ Aug 10 2016

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I got my gran a wooden leg for Christmas...

It wasn't her main present though, just a stocking filler.

My dad brings it out every sunday. I haven't had a gran for 10 years...

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👤︎ u/111111222222

📅︎ Aug 09 2013

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I was engaged to a girl with a wooden leg once...

....sadly, she broke it off."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Apr 17 2021

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I was dating a girl with a wooden leg

but I broke it off.

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👤︎ u/DaFunkJunkie

📅︎ Oct 27 2020

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What did the woman do when she discovered her fiance had a wooden leg?

She broke it off.

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👤︎ u/Tanski14

📅︎ Sep 12 2019

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I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christ mas.

It wasn't her main present, just a stocking filler!

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👤︎ u/profpimm

📅︎ Jan 05 2018

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