Women's Bible Puns

A list of puns related to "Women's Bible"

Women aren't supposed to make coffee. The Bible says..

Hebrews

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👤︎ u/lovely_carrot
📅︎ Mar 16 2022
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In the Bible, God had a business endeavor in which He made virgin women pregnant.

It didn't last long, but he made a prophet.

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👤︎ u/StaidHatter
📅︎ Jan 06 2017
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Dad and Mom working together

Family in kitchen awaiting breakfast

Dad: "Honey, make me some coffee."

Mom: "Make your own coffee"

Dad: "A women's place is in the kitchen, so you have to make it"

Mom: "No, it says in the bible that men make coffee"

Dad: "It does? Where?"

*Opens bible and points to the book of "HeBrews"

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👤︎ u/darkness_myoldfriend
📅︎ Jan 22 2015
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