A list of puns related to "Wisk"
A man decides to make some macaroni at his home after work. He was really tired but eventually he made a dish to be proud of. He looks around his kitchen drawers for any of his plastic forks but can’t find any so he decides to just use a spoon. A few minutes later his girlfriend comes home and asks for some of his macaroni. He complies and hands her a spoon so she can eat with him. “Why a spoon”, she asks. The man replied,
“I’ve run out of forks to give”
The dental hygienist was flossing my teeth today and commented to me, “your teeth are in there real tight.” as she wisks away at my pearly whites. Without missing a mother fuggin beat, I said, “you know why they’re real tight, right? Because they’ve been together for quite some time.”
Had this thought in the shower, but someone in r/showerthoughts thought it should live here
but that’s a wisk I’m willing to take.
it was a wisk he was willing to take
It was a wisk-y business.
It was worth the wisk
But that’s a wisk I’m willing to take
But it's a wisk I'm willing to take
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