It just keeps breaking wind.
Dad said mother was the best windbreaker he knew
Credit: my dad- 5mins ago
I was at work and an older gentleman came in with a Brookwood Golf windbreaker on.
"Oh, do you golf at brookwood?" "And I've worked there for many years" "You know I'm a scratch golfer!" "Are you?" "Yeah, I swing my club and just scratch my head."
Groans from my entire crew, laughs from all the grandfathers.