Will Capon Puns

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Let me preface by saying I am not far at all. Just finished the “pestilence” quest (trying not to contain too many spoilers). But Hans Capon was a character I couldn’t stand when I first met him. Typical arrogant nobleman. Then it all took a turn. He developed into someone who Henry can actually have a great time with (again not getting to specific).

If this is any sign of the character development to come, then I’m excited to continue. PS: I’m liking Henry’s development so far as well. Thank you Warhorse!

The closest duck got to being main stream was slide and the closest Tay got was when he was kinda blowing back up in 2019. Duck should have been bigger then what he was and Tay should be at the level that king was at before his death (rip) and it also didn’t help that duck was gd cause the only niggas who blowed (main stream) that is gd is off set and stunna 4 Vegas and stunna said he don’t bang cause it could affect his money and off set don’t ever throw folk up

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Tay Capone (Tay600) will be joining us tomorrow at 3pm Chicago time for an AMA (Ask Me Anything).

For those unfamiliar, many different subreddits do these AMAs so that artists can interact with their fan base.

Tay has said himself that he is open to any questions as long as they aren’t incriminating or about who killed who.

Let’s keep it civil. Get your questions ready and thank me later.

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• Bristol Bears: 15. Luke Morahan, 14. Ioan Lloyd, 13. Semi Radradra, 12. Sam Bedlow, 11. Henry Purdy; 10. Callum Sheedy, 9. Harry Randall; 1. Max Lahiff, 2. Will Capon, 3. Kyle Sinckler, 4. Joe Joyce (c), 5. John Hawkins, 6. Chris Vui, 7. Dan Thomas, 8. Fitz Harding

• Replacements: 16. Jake Kerr, 17. Jake Woolmore, 18. John Afoa, 19. Ed Holmes, 20. Jake Heenan, 21. Andy Uren, 22. Piers O’Conor, 23. Jack Bates

• Sale Sharks: 15. Luke James, 14. Byron McGuigan, 13. Robert du Preez, 12. Sam James, 11. Marland Yarde, 10. AJ MacGinty, 9. Will Cliff; 1. Bevan Rodd, 2. Ewan Ashman, 3. Nick Schonert, 4. Jean-Luc du Preez, 5. Lood de Jager, 6. Jono Ross (C), 7. Tom Curry, 8. Daniel du Preez

• Replacements: 16. Tommy Taylor, 17. Simon McIntyre, 18. Coenie Oosthuizen, 19. Matt Postlethwaite, 20. Ben Curry, 21. Gus Warr, 22. Connor Doherty, 23. Simon Hammersley

• Referee: Wayne Barnes (250th Premiership game).

• Assistant Referees: Anthony Woodthorpe & Jamie Leahy.

• TMO: Tom Foley.

Also, the financial crime that he goes down for might end up being related to the conspiracy/collusion allegation -- perhaps something like shady business transactions with Russians dating back potentially years. The unproven and potentially unprovable allegation will become that Trump had a quid pro quo agreement with Russian to be more friendly toward them on US policy as some kind of pay back or exchange for financial assistance at some point (like all of the times when Trump was having trouble getting loans from American banks). So it wouldn't be direct election collusion, but there could still be evidence that raises suspicions about how such an arrrangement may have been related to Russia's work to meddle in the 2016 election.

Hi friends. You may remember me from the infamous South Park “lesson on lingo” meme on the OG bets sub that hit #1 post on reddit (can't link it, but it's on my profile). I’ve never been, and will never again be, so loved. I apologize in advance for some of my language choices. Here we go…

First thing’s first, let’s all agree right now:

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EVERYTHING FROM RIGHT NOW TO THE MOASS IS SIDEWAYS TRADING. We used to have someone around here reminding us every day, I miss that. The current price of GameStop stock doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t. Green day? Red day? Candles and triangles and cups and handles? Bears, bulls, Battlestar Galactica, who the FUCK cares. If the price is still below the average amount student loan borrowers owe the oligarchy then I’m not checking the god damn ticker.

LET’S REMIND OURSELVES WHY WE’RE ALL HERE. I’m not talking ‘wen lambo’ idiocracy shit. WE ARE LIVING IN A TOTALLY FRAUDULENT SYSTEM, and we know from all the excellent PEER-REVIEWED DUE DILIGENCE in this sub that hedge funds and market makers colluded, conspired, and BROKE THE LAW to drive GameStop’s stock into the absolute dirt because, well, fuck it’s what they do to make their blood money. “Shorting a stock is necessary for price discovery” they ooze from atop their glass castles, as they drive companies into the ground and send workers to the unemployment line in the pursuit of absolute greed, that Biblical level shit that makes me want to reenact the movie SEVEN.

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THE IDIOSYNCRATIC RISK OF GAMESTOP IS NOT A GAMMA SQUEEZE, IMPLIED VOLATILITY, OR DELTA HEDGING - IT IS THE ILLEGAL NAKED SHORTING WHERE HEDGE FUNDS SOLD SHORT SHARES OF GAMESTOP IN MULTITUDES OVER THE ACTUAL FLOAT. Our core belief of this entire situation, of the MOASS theory, our chance to WIN against the casino’s stacked odds against us, is that we got wise to the “cellar boxing” bullshit where they would erase companies by cratering their stock price to nothing by shorting the ever-living shit out of them with synthetic shares, so so so so many fake shares that the Short Interest of GameStop was 226%. When a company dies, and the stock price is at zero, no one ever comes accounting for how many shares were out there, who owned or ow

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

There’s a lot of talk about acclaimed auteur Josh Trank’s upcoming picture ‘Capone’ being part of the highly-regarded Gotti Cinematic Universe. However, none of the trailers have confirmed this yet. With the same production company behind both films, and the general anticipation for this to be yet another mafia masterpiece, it would only make sense to capitalize on the success that would come from a shared universe. Do you think we can expect to see John Travolta chatting it up with Tom Hardy by the end of the film?

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Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

• Exeter: 15. Stuart Hogg; 14. Jack Nowell; 13. Henry Slade; 12. Ollie Devoto; 11. Tom O’Flaherty; 10. Joe Simmonds; 9. Jack Maunder; 1. Alec Hepburn; 2. Luke Cowan-Dickie (capt); 3. Sam Nixon; 4. Sam Skinner; 5. Jonny Hill; 6. Dave Ewers; 7. Jannes Kirsten; 8. Sam Simmonds

• Substitutes 16. Jack Yeandle; 17. Ben Moon; 18. Josh Iosefa-Scott; 19. Sean Lonsdale; 20. Don Armand; 21. Sam Maunder; 22. Harvey Skinner; 23. Ian Whitten

• Bristol: 15. Charles Piutau; 14. Luke Morahan; 13. Semi Radradra; 12. Sam Bedlow; 11. Ioan Lloyd; 10. Callum Sheedy; 9. Harry Randall; 1. Yann Thomas; 2. Harry Thacker; 3. Kyle Sinckler; 4. Joe Joyce; 5. Chris Vui; 6. Fitz Harding; 7. Dan Thomas; 8. Nathan Hughes

• Substitutes 16. Will Capon; 17. Jake Woolmore; 18. John Afoa; 19. John Hawkins; 20. Mitch Eadie; 21. Andy Uren; 22. Piers O’Conor; 23. Henry Purdy

• Referee: Luke Pearce (121st Premiership game).

• Assistant Referees: Dean Richards & Paul Dix.

• TMO: David Rose.