Wild ox Puns

A list of puns related to "Wild ox"

I tried wild ox milk

Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant

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👤︎ u/ShadeTreeMechanix
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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My friend was leading his wild, shaggy-haired ox thru the mountains of central Asia when it projectile vomited all over his feet!

It yakked on his shoes!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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Why did the wild ox refuse to eat anything besides gluten free sandwiches?

He was a silly yak.

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👤︎ u/fonebone45
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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I saw a guy drink a bottle of brandy, then fill it to the top with water and screw the lid back on.

He approached a wild ox. The ox looked at him.

The guy said, "Hello, there, wild ox. Would you like to buy this bottle of brandy from me? £50, that is all."

The wild ox mulled it over, before pulling out the money and handing it over to the man.

In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have jumped up and yelled, "It's a con, yak!"

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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