My wife was trying to make butter from milk by churning it with a beater, after 30 mins, there was still no butter, she asked β€œhow much longer do I need to beat it?” I said ...

Until it starts talking

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Mom: Honey do you mind if I wear your wife-beater?

Dad: Sure. Knock yourself out!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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