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What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

A chicken tender.

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👤︎ u/SpidersInSpanish
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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My elderly neighbor had some landscapers take care of his lawn every weekend for several years. Recently, he hired a new crew, but forgot to fire the old crew. So this weekend they both showed up to mow his lawn, and got into a fight over who should be there.

He had no idea he had started a turf war.

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👤︎ u/flash17k
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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Why do news pundits care so much about who the people of Poland think will win the election?

I came up with this one today but I'm sure it's been done before. My wife said it's lame. What do you say?

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👤︎ u/SuchSalad4
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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People who take good care of their hair with just shampoo and water...

must love it unconditionally.

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👤︎ u/jitspoe
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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Probably already here but who cares?
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👤︎ u/Blaize-TheRevolution
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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What's the deal with those people who take care of chickens?

Bunch of chicken tenders

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👤︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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WHO CARES GUYS!?
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👤︎ u/ummm_hi69
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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Who really cares if I don't know what apocalypse means?

It's not the end of the world

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👤︎ u/jedispartan
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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For the ones who don't care for all the sales going on
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👤︎ u/Mi-auw
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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Police were called to a day care to investigate a 3yo who was refusing to take a nap

They charged him with resisting a rest

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👤︎ u/KetoNun
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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What’s the name of the guy who takes care of your lawn?

Moe

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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Who takes care of saunas?

Humid Resources

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👤︎ u/Vernal59
📅︎ May 30 2019
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What's the difference between someone who takes care of bees and someone who collects the souls of the dead?

One bee keeper the other be reaper.

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👤︎ u/BinaryPeach
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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My wife and I had a huge argument as to who is supposed to take care of the laundry after it’s done.

Finally I folded.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 19 2019
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I’m writing a book about a person who learns to take better care of their hair as they get older

It’s a real combing-of-age story.

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👤︎ u/Schmoopy_Boo
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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An open letter for anyone who cares

C

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👤︎ u/InthegrOTTO87
📅︎ Mar 02 2017
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What do you call a doctor who takes care of whales teeth?

An Orca-dontist

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👤︎ u/Ricmerrifield
📅︎ Aug 06 2017
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Who did the apple hire to take care of its seedlings?

An Au Pear

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👤︎ u/jwaldrip
📅︎ Jun 30 2016
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What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

Chicken tenders

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👤︎ u/Jamesimon75
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

A chicken tender

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👤︎ u/ScumbagClub
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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What do you call people who take care of chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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👤︎ u/MaximumPollution
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
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👤︎ u/Bmantis311
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

A Chicken Tender.

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👤︎ u/AkumaXshoguN
📅︎ May 21 2019
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what do you call someone who takes care of chickens

a chicken tender

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👤︎ u/billingtonh
📅︎ Oct 23 2018
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What do you call someone who cares for chickens?

A chicken tender.

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👤︎ u/Whitetaild33r
📅︎ Apr 22 2016
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