What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

A chicken tender.

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My elderly neighbor had some landscapers take care of his lawn every weekend for several years. Recently, he hired a new crew, but forgot to fire the old crew. So this weekend they both showed up to mow his lawn, and got into a fight over who should be there.

He had no idea he had started a turf war.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flash17k
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Why do news pundits care so much about who the people of Poland think will win the election?

I came up with this one today but I'm sure it's been done before. My wife said it's lame. What do you say?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuchSalad4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2020
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People who take good care of their hair with just shampoo and water...

must love it unconditionally.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jitspoe
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Probably already here but who cares?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blaize-TheRevolution
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What's the deal with those people who take care of chickens?

Bunch of chicken tenders

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2020
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WHO CARES GUYS!?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ummm_hi69
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Who really cares if I don't know what apocalypse means?

It's not the end of the world

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jedispartan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2020
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For the ones who don't care for all the sales going on
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mi-auw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2019
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Police were called to a day care to investigate a 3yo who was refusing to take a nap

They charged him with resisting a rest

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KetoNun
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What’s the name of the guy who takes care of your lawn?

Moe

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/labink
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2019
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Who takes care of saunas?

Humid Resources

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vernal59
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2019
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What's the difference between someone who takes care of bees and someone who collects the souls of the dead?

One bee keeper the other be reaper.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BinaryPeach
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My wife and I had a huge argument as to who is supposed to take care of the laundry after it’s done.

Finally I folded.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2019
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I’m writing a book about a person who learns to take better care of their hair as they get older

It’s a real combing-of-age story.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Schmoopy_Boo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2018
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Did you hear the one about the white supremacist who was great at taking care of their horses?

He was a Veteran Aryan

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/penny_eater
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2018
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An open letter for anyone who cares

C

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/InthegrOTTO87
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What do you call a doctor who takes care of whales teeth?

An Orca-dontist

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ricmerrifield
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06 2017
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Who did the apple hire to take care of its seedlings?

An Au Pear

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jwaldrip
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2016
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What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

Chicken tenders

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jamesimon75
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

A chicken tender

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ScumbagClub
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2020
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What do you call people who take care of chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MaximumPollution
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2019
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People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bmantis311
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2018
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What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

A Chicken Tender.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AkumaXshoguN
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2019
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what do you call someone who takes care of chickens

a chicken tender

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billingtonh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2018
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What do you call someone who cares for chickens?

A chicken tender.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Whitetaild33r
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