What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?
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What is the smelliest kind of ox?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
I went to a job interview today and the interviewer asked me "what is your greatest weakness?". I said "I am too honest"
He said "I don't think that's a weakness"
"Well I don't give a f* what you think"
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. Nurse asked the rabbit what his blood type is
He replied " I am probably a Type O"
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, whatβs on the outside?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
A reporter interviewed a 103-year old woman: βAnd what is the best thing about being 103?β the reporter asked.
The woman simply replied, βNo peer pressure.β
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What cult is the hardest to get into?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
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︎ Mar 06 2021
This is the... wait, what?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What is the square root of a cat?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
If the stork is the burd that brings babies, what is the bird that prevents babies ?
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Why is 6 afraid of 7? (The answer is not what you're thinking)
Not what you're thinking.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What is the biggest type of bed ?
The sea bed.
(Courtesy of my 6 year old.)
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What is Cardi Bβs name after she went to the gym?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?
Stake n shake!
(I'm not sure if this is a regional restaurant but I assure you it exists.)
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What is a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?
You think it's R, but actually it's the C
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.
More on this story, as it unfolds.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
The price for a slice of pie in Costa Rica is $2.50 and $3.00 in the Bahamas. Do you know what those are?
The pie rates of the Caribbean.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Shout out to the people asking what the opposite of in is.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
What is the opposite of a croissant?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
What is the leading cause for dry skin?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What movie is the quintessential dad joke movie?
I realize this isn't a joke, but it seems the best place to ask it. Hopefully the mods will let it ride. What movie is the quintessential dad joke movie?
My vote is "Top Secret!" with Val Kilmer in the mid 80s.
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What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
What is the philosopher's favorite element?
Plato-nium
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︎ Mar 23 2021
What is the cheapest animal?
A male deer, its only one buck. A female deer is more expensive doe.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
What type of gaming rig is the coolest?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
What is the answer for climate change?
I donβt know but weβre getting warmer
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︎ Mar 16 2021
What is the worst part about losing your index finger?
There is no point to your hand anymore
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What is the Tunnel Diggers Association's motto?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
what food delivery service is the most popular with insects?
Grub hub
(please don't shoot me)
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What type of owl is the worst at flying
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What is Goofy's favorite part of the egg?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
What is the hardest cult to join?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
What is written by the exit to the sperm bank?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What animal is most excited about the alphabet?
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What do you call a rabbit that is closer to the sunrise than you?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What is the best type of cheese to hide a horse in?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What is the longest word?
Smiles. Because there's a mile between the two s.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What is the audience for dad jokes?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
What is the oldest kind of nugget?
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︎ Mar 28 2021
What is the one thing fishermen are afraid of?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What is the favorite mode of transportation for accountants?
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︎ Mar 08 2021
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What cult is the hardest to get into?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
What is the opposite of ladyfingers?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
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