A tattoo artist has a guy come in and get a new mark on an expanding list of hash marks. After a few sessions the tattoo artist asks “What are you counting?”
And the guy says “how many tattoos I have now”
Oldie but a goody. What comes after Sunday?
Moonday.
What comes after USA?
USB.
P.S: Proud of my daughter.
I’m doing a run of Pokémon: SoulSilver where I name everybody after musical artist puns. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far- pretty catchy, huh?
Ms. Richie: Hey, remind me what comes after Do and Re on the musical scale?
Lionel: Hello, is it Mi you are looking for?
Dad what comes after fall?
Getting up sweetie.
My daughter didn’t get it right away, wife groaned.
This one comes from my 6 year old but I thought it belonged here. “What did the lightning say after it told a good joke?”
BOOM! (followed by exploding rock hand gesture)
What comes after you pee?
After you pee, then dee oh double-you enn.
What did the boyfriend say after his girlfriend told him to stop reading and come to bed?
Prose before hoes.
What comes the day after Canadian Thanksgiving?
Canadian Yourewelcomegiving.
What comes after cucumber?
Rcumber, scumber, tcumber...
(my wife hated this one)
