What do you say to warn your family you're about to test a new dad joke on them?
Say what you want about deaf people......
No seriously say what you want 😂😂
You know what they say about guys with big feet
What do you call a nightmare about fruit soda
Do you know whats the best thing about dead batteries?
You know what they say about trashy fashion…
It puts the garb in garbage.
What would you say about someone who likes automobiles, writing instruments, and forests?
That they’re in to carpentry!
What do you call it when Barry Allen thinks about his past
An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" "How about something to eat?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" "What about some peanuts?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
Did you hear what Mr.T said about the thirsty British impersonators?
I pity the fool who missed their tea!!!
Did you hear the one about what some insects say when they’re golfing?
Never mind. I’m sure you’ve heard it bee fore.
What can you say about a HIP-HOP ARTIST that performs the music of TODAY?
Santa Claus really likes him because he’s RAPPING the PRESENT.
(That joke was 2 punny)
What do you call a truck driver who knows a lot about the truck but can't read or write fluently?
You know what they say about monkeys and typewriters
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What do you call a story about a small horse?
Did you hear what happened when a man lied about his credentials to get in the band?
It was quite a con on drum ...
Her: What are you giggling about? Me: Oh, nothing...
Say what you want about want about waitresses....
....but they do bring a lot to the table.
What do you call second thoughts about plans to visit a Native American sanctuary?
A reservation reservation reservation
You know what’s the worst thing about keeping an open mind?
You’ll end up getting a splitting headache.
You can say what you want about Titanic,
but she went down in history.
What do you call a chess club bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chessnuts boasting in an open foyer
You know what they say about hindsight!
First octopus: “What do you like least about being an octopus?”
Second octopus: “Washing my hands before dinner”
Let me tell you what I know about dwarves
Do you know what’s wrong about sharing COVID dad jokes?
It may take you two weeks to get it.
Have you ever thought about what the world would be like without noses?
Nobody nose.
Also my boyfriend came up with this and I feel like this is so good I need to go take a pregnancy test to see if he’s about to be a dad.
Say what you want about the iPhone X but
You can't deny it had a top notch screen.
You know what they say about picking the right species of Christmas Tree?
It's a huge Pine in the Ash
Say what you will about horse girls
But they definitely know how to ride
Edit: First time post here, just felt like horsing around
Say what you want about dad jokes...
...but they're all relatively funny
You know what they say about communism,
What did daddy tell you about going thru your siblings' things?
Did you hear about what happened your sweaty uncle?
He has a wife now, and her name is Aunty Perspirant
What do you know about nuns?
Nevermind, it's Nun of my business.
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
What do you call the last chapter in a book about the Civil War?
What do you say to an arachnid that worries too much about everything?
Please, don't be so dramatick!
Say what you want about carrot top, but fact of the matter is he’s out there making a living as a comedian
You gotta give him props for that
What do you call two people talking about their Chuck Taylor All Star shoes?
What’s something you question about a clown that farts?
You wanna know what I don't like about babies?
They're all born with da fetus attitudes.
You know what they said about the war between America and Russia?
What do you call a joke about a desert
This summer I'm traveling through spice and thyme. What about you?
What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
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