Well Well Well (album) Puns

Ah well, Nevermind

Her: (While pointing to one of her cousins) "She had an unplanned pregnancy at a young age, but that's her fiancé, they've been together for a long time now."

Me: "Well it's nice to see he's still in the picture."

Not even a groan, just silence and an eye roll

My dad and I were watching a live concert series on television, and eventually Fall out Boy came on.

"Who's that?"

"It's Fall Out Boy"

"How come I've never heard of them?"

"Well, they had a huge gap in between albums."

"Would you say they had a falling out?"

^^^Goddamitdad