It is no question that Fattoush and Tabbouleh are the best salads on earth, fuck every other shit vegan vegetarian salad, it's all about these two. But, they have their differences. Today, we round up their differences and decide, once and for all, who the ultimate salata is.
Both candidates begin with +1 point because they're Lebanese and we all know everything Lebanese is pure fucking perfection. /s
Round 1| Health
No one gives a fuck about health, but Fattoush includes more olive oil so it gets +1 point for this round.
Round 2 | Taste w Texture
Both taste pretty fuckin' good, mama adds extra rimen to both, but Fattoush has a nice ass crunch to it cuz of the 5ibz, so +2 for Fattoush and +1 for Tabbouleh.
Round 3 | Price
Both are pretty cheap, unless you're getting ripped off by some turbo-over priced restuarant (not pointing fingers, but fuck you Za3tar w Zet, w aire bil 16,500 LBP la sa7en fattoush ad kisa la i5te)
+1 to both.
Round 4 | Looks
Fattoush looks very decent, especially for a salad, meanwhile Tabbouleh has been ruined by white people and their bullshit "quinoa w vegan 5ara 3a kil shi", and it in general looks like 5iriyete ba3d ramadan, so +1 for Fattoush.
Final Round | Popularity
Outside of the Middle East, Tabbouleh is slightly known in the West thanks to vegans loving to ruin our perfect recipes, meanwhile Fattoush is unheard of, giving the last point to Tabbouleh.
Final Score
Tabbouleh: 4
Fattoush: 6
It is official. Fattoush is the ultimate big dick salata b lebnen. If any Tabbouleh supporters want to send me death threats, my DMs are open, and if any of you are with the Hezb, this was just a joke please don't park your vans outside of my apartment. w sorry if this post was cringe bas zhi2it
