Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up, man. It could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
Why, when I heat some water, I am boiling it. But when my wife heats some water...
What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
Water. Butane is a lighter fluid
I cannot eat shrimp, lobsters and clams that have been cooked by heated water vapor....
I have shellfish steamed issues.
Yesterday I went to the local recycling center
My friend was too sick to pay his water bill.
I told him to get well soon.
Heat pipe is one of the best heat conductors BTW.
The heat of this conversation
I forgot to pay my water bill again so the city sent me a card.
I’m so sick of all the top jokes on this sub getting recycled
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
My uncle used to work at a factory that recycled worn out whitewalls. One day, he fell into one of the processing machines...
Why do dogs float on water so well?
Because they are good buoys.
My son made a block with six equal sides out of frozen water.
I said "Now that's a nice cube!"
My pissed off neighbour told me he wanted to throw me in a deep hole full of water.
But I know he means well.
What does a dwarf do in water?
What does a beaver say when they see water?
RIP boiled water,
you'll be mist.
(I couldn't find this joke on here so here it is)
What do you call a dog barking under water?
Couldn't resist painting this on my new watering can
Today I learned that if you're in a canoe and it flips over in water...
....you can safely wear it on your head... because it's capsized.
How do you make Holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Ok, Imma head out...
What thought popped into my Head when I mixed Water and Electricity?
If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
I just spilled some water on the rug.
I am colorblind. Could you help me determine its color?
I'm trying to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum.
Just need help getting it off the ground.
To all ya'll in Texas without tap water
Why didn't the female ant survive hitting the water?
I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop.
My wife just found out I replaced her water bed with a trampoline.
How do you get more bounce in a water bed?
Put some spring water in it
My next door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because..
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?
A man turned to water and evaporated
I took my dog to the water park once
It was against the rules, but they let it slide
What is heavier? Water or Butane?
Water... Butane is a lighter fluid.
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.
how do you make holy water?
you boil the HELL out of it
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they’re good buoys.
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