Old Jed Clampett (Beverly Hillbillies) got in an accident that left him with a glass eye. It was uncomfortable to sleep in over night so he took it out and hired a servant to watch it.
It was his Jed Eye Master.
Why should we watch out for 2022?
Because it's Two thousand, twenty too.
Watch out for those stairs!
They're up to something...
I may have been kicked out of my local watch shop for throwing the merchandise around, but I can confirm...
Time does fly when you’re having fun!
Today I took a single Cheerio from my son’s bowl, stared him in the eyes, placed it on the table, smashed it with my fist, and said “Watch out...”
Watch out for stray Pokémon hiding in the bushes.
They might be trying to take a Pikachu.
I lost my watch at a party once, turns out there was a guy harassing a woman while stepping on my watch. I went over to him a punched him, saying, “No one does that to a woman...
"Watch out dad, that sprinkler is going to hit the sidewalk near you!"
"Don't worry buddy, it just mist me."
It’s the quiet ones you have to watch out for
If you’re trying to figure out which Pixar movie to have your toddler watch
watch out, he might still be conscious
Gotta watch out for Those gun trafficking Dinosaurs
Watch out for the iceberg lettuce!
I wanted to write a parody of “Behind Blue Eyes” but my friend told me I should watch out for copyright laws
I said, “Who’s gonna sue me?”
Watch out for the candy shop owner...
He has some twix up his sleeve
This guy better watch out
We should watch out for this one.
Watch out! r/puns is in danger
r/punpatrol
r/punKGB
r/Pun_Internal_Affairs
r/punspecialforces
These are the names of our oppressors! There may be more, but they are our greatest threat. They are currently amassing an army to try to end puns as we know it.
If we are to save this beautiful form of our language, than we must unite! We must not divide ourselves by titles, but unite ourselves as punners!
They plan on eradicating all puns by going to the source, the pun user. Are we to let ourselves be undermined by those who think they are better than us? Are we to let ourselves and all future generations be banned from puns? If you say no, then join in the revolt
##VIVA LA R/PUNS
Watch out for Klingons though
Watch out for the escaped horse....
Sumo, judo, jujutsu, better watch out,
These are just a few of the japanese words I know
WATCH OUT
I have uncovered a plot by r/punpatrol . They plan to eradicate all puns and dad jokes by going to the source, users. Be warned, they will stop at nothing to get rid of us. They have even taken measures to eliminate moles. We must stop this.
Whoa oh here she comes. Watch out boys she'll chew you up. Whoa of here she comes, she's
Everyone, please watch out for this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PunSpecialForces/comments/ccfpi5/we_need_to_raid_rpuns/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Recently a member of r/PunSpecialForces has requested to raid r/puns, but a member of r/PunInternalAffairs is trying to stop this. This is a message to keep you guys safe.
If you’re ever in prison, watch out for guy named Mitochondria.
He’s the powerhouse of the cell.
I decided not to put my watch on today before going out.
I wanted to have a timeless look.
Watch out for capital letters
They're shifty characters
The government should watch out for the sweater conspiracy theory.
My buddy told me to watch out for loan sharks
But I always figured multiple would be worse
I had hired a man to watch my cattle, but it turned out he was afraid of them.
Two balloons are floating through the air. One balloon says to the other, “watch out for that cactus!”
The other balloon says, “what cactusssssssssssssssssssssssssssss”
Watch out there are bees in here!
Dad says “you shouldn’t be afraid of a bunch of letters”
Watch out for this new computer bug
Watch out for ghosts.
Was driving with my teenage daughter picking up a few items for a trip she is about to take.
Sitting at a red light on the way home, I told her that when she got home she really needs to watch out for ghosts. She looked at me and asked why.
Because you’ve gotta pack, man.
Coworker: "Watch out she's slapping people with cheddar cheese."
Me: "Be careful, cheddar can be sharp."
Watch out for that naked guy, hes nuts.
Watch out for that big oak tree over there...
I think this whole tide pod thing is going to really come to a head in a couple of months, do watch out...
...beware the Tides of March.
Watch out for capital letters
They're always looking to start something
If it's been raining where you live, watch out for pilgrims
It's that time of year; April showers bring Mayflowers
Watch out for the escaped horse!
Watch out on those stairs!
They're always up to something.
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