What do you call monkeys with a shared Amazon account?

Prime mates.

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The problem with the Nu variant
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I have an intense fear of being stuck in a room with Santa.

I am very claustrophobic.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2021
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β€˜The Wheel Of Time’ Makes Strong Debut As Amazon Prime Video Doubles Down On Genre With β€˜Mass Effect’ Adaptation & Prepares To Usher In β€˜LOTR’ deadline.com/2021/11/the-…
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Texas man who fatally shot Moroccan man in unfamiliar car in driveway charged with murder nbcnews.com/news/us-news/…
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[Schefter] Former Browns’ WR Odell Beckham Jr is finalizing a deal with the Los Angeles Rams, per sources. twitter.com/AdamSchefter/…
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2021
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My Ex was diagnosed with schizophrenia. I couldn't handle it, so I left her.

After all, what else should I have done when I found out she was seeing other people?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vordite
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2021
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Showed my dad a shirt with holes in it, he said it was a very spiritual shirt

Because it was "holy."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2021
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Reminder that CNBC cut this segment from their interview with Gensler, and then GG tweeted it anyway. twitter.com/GaryGensler/s…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Far_Bass_7284
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My husband put this paper hamburger bun with googly eyes in my build 2 months ago. Tonight we decided to move our computers around and when I asked him to take it out because it looks weird, he very adamantly told me β€œno, it belongs there.” So I ask you, PCMasterRace, does it stay or does it go?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3sTiN3yP0tat0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2021
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rockspeak
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2021
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What do you get when you mix a Canadian musician with a dinosaur?

Tyrannis Morissette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterCassel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2021
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New Evidence Suggests Trump DOJ Official Conspired With White House to Overturn 2020 Election motherjones.com/politics/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erobb_With_The_L
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2021
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Got a good find $600, Found it at a pawn shop, It has a RTX 2080, an i9 9900k, and some limited edition case, I’ll be replacing the HDD and the PSU since there’s some rattling with the fans but what’s your guy’s thoughts? I bought it to specifically swap the GPU to my rig which has a RX580 reddit.com/gallery/rf60n9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SWAZZyMODoE_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2021
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January 6 committee says it is moving forward with criminal contempt for Meadows cnn.com/2021/12/08/politi…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/burning_dawn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2021
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The Ascension's Viktor: "I’ll never forget watching Neville [PAC] walk into the locker room with the cape and one of the dumbest masks I’ve ever seen in my life. We were like, β€˜What the fuck is this?’ He almost quit that day." wrestlinginc.com/news/202…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuplexCity-Mayor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2021
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Jean Kempton was found murdered in Suffolk in 1989, 118 miles from her home in London. Featured on May 1989 Crimewatch UK, but still unsolved.

NOTE: This will probably be the first of several posts I will be making here about still-unsolved crimes from old episodes of Crimewatch. I'm American, so most of these will be ones I've read about rather than seeing the episodes.

Jeanette Kempton, who went by Jean, was a 31-year-old divorcee from Brixton in south London. She had married her ex-husband Paul at age 16 in 1973 and had two sons named Michael and Alex. Jean suffered from depression which took its toll on the marriage, and the couple divorced in 1980. In 1985, Paul moved back into the family home, but the living arrangement was more like that of roommates. They had no plans to ever get back together as husband and wife.

On February 2, 1989, Jean's last known day alive, she spent some time drinking at her local pub, The Loughborough Hotel. She was seen by a neighbor named Trudy Thorne walking outside the pub carrying a wreath she had purchased earlier. The wreath was for a friend's funeral that she was to attend the following day, but she never did. Barry Coleman, a man with whom Jean had carried on a five-year affair, spent some time with her that evening. Jean told him that she planned to go to another pub, but like the funeral the next day, she never arrived there. Paul wasn't initially concerned when Jean didn't come home because it wasn't uncommon for her to go on "drinking benders" and be away for days at a time. However, when a whole week went by with no word from her, he went to the police.

Just over two weeks later on February 18, a woman's body was found near the A12 in Wangford, Suffolk by two rabbit hunters. It was quickly identified as that of Jean Kempton, but how did she go missing from London and end up murdered in Suffolk? She had no known ties to that area. On November 30, 1989, an inquest was held and the coroner ruled the death a homicide. She had been hit in the head hard enough to give her brain damage and then strangled to death a few days after that. She'd been killed and her body dumped in Wangford very shortly after she was last seen in Brixton. The coroner further determined that Jean's blood alcohol was four times the legal limit.

Crimewatch UK featured a reconstruction of Jean's last day alive on its May 11, 1989 broadcast in the hopes that someone would be able to help. Very little useful info was obtained from the 40 calls that came in.

The police believe the case will be solved if these questions are answered:

  • Jean was last seen wearing a maroon coat, blac
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unsolvedbb
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[Breer] Sources: Owners and execs were told by the NFL this morning that the league is discussing significant changes to COVID-19 protocols with the union. twitter.com/albertbreer/s…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/howmanyballs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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Pity the poor, oppressed driver forced to share their roads with the rest of us | Catherine Bennett theguardian.com/commentis…
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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Ilene.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AShotOfLuvGravy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2021
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Any Pet Peeves with Taylor's songs?

I know this is a place to mainly celebrate, but I'm a little nitpicky sometimes and I want to see if anyone else shares this.

I LOVE The Very First Night. Like, it might be my fav vault track (after ATW 10min version). But WHY doesn't the pre-chorus end with "how much I miss YA" instead of "you"???? The slant rhyme would fit so well! I've mostly gotten over it, but I still wonder.

Anyone else have a stupid little nitpick they're willing to share?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShagKink
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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I'm glad 343 paid homage to Daisy and Halo Legends, but sorry not sorry 343 I am not paying $15 for the teddy bear. Can't even use it on other armors and I can't use a CQB helmet or a knife with Daisy's bear.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunnnyD88
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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What to do with a years worth of pressed weed?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darrius_
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What could this possibly be? I was cleaning and found this REALLY old little pot (that once was only filled with hand sanitizer) and when I opened it: 1) It had a strong alcohol smell 2) It was filled with... this lol reddit.com/gallery/rjqu8i
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prinnieli
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2021
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Did you hear about the lady with two birds on her hat?

She bent over and let one fly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bach563
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2021
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My wife is very good with directions

Not sure where I would be without her probably be lost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRAKRACER
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2021
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Dmitry Mazepin Buys Son New F1 Chassis to Compete with Haas' Mick Schumacher autoweek.com/racing/formu…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sorry_bing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2021
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[sport] Casemiro has only been sent off twice while receiving 81 yellow cards in the 309 games he has played with Real Madrid sport.es/es/noticias/real…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/b-b-b-beast
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2021
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The AtlΓ©tico dressing room are furious with the inconsistent refereeing decisions in Europe. Griezmann was sent off for a high boot against Liverpool, Ibrahimovic and Jota were not for similar actions. Felipe was sent off for stepping on Mane's achilles, Luis Diaz was not for stepping on Gimenez mundodeportivo.com/futbol…
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HACK INTO THE MAINFRAME WITH A REAL GECKO reddit.com/rpan/r/distant…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ldrescher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2021
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I have absolutely no problem with this situation - the Second Amendment belongs to EVERYONE. Why would Cenk be against black people arming themselves?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PresidentJoe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2021
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Ortex Guy here with a special update: Nice big jump up on the SI and we still have T+2 heavily shorted days to be added in. Hedgies β€œwe covered” narrative falling apart. We know you covered, you never CLOSED!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdrukis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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I talked with god and he told me ____
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ripanticide
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2021
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Dear Valve, please stop filling Dota Plus with crappy old sets

Feels weird that this even has to be said. There are so many amazing new sets each year that are not making in into the game simply because other great sets have already taken their place, and here we are every couple of months with another Dota Plus treasure featuring cosmetics that are made out of two pixels. For the love of Gaben, let us enjoy the good sets before they too reach the expiration date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yvr_aine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2021
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Yesterday, Travis was finally outside, hanging out with Micheal Jordan, Mark Wahlberg and Corey Gamble reddit.com/gallery/r13hvn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aimaan-Zakaria
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2021
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Number 1 pick Cade Cunningham checks out of the game with: 6/3/2 and 2 turnovers on 2-14 from the field and 0-9 from three

20 minutes

6 Points

3 assists

2 rebounds

2 turnovers

2-14 from the field

0-9 from three

Source

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fire_Matt_Nagy1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2021
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Netherlands: court rules that FvD politician is no longer allowed to compare the corona policy with the Holocaust and has to delete tweets in which he makes those comparisons nos.nl/l/2409612
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fleamarketguy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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2022 5* DL Walter Nolen signs with Texas A&M
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DCAg15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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Who gets charged with neglecting children?
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2021
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Yeah I'm with you on this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comfortablejack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2021
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Okay since Biden said there will be no shutdowns can we continue with AMC.

Biden just announced there would be no shutdowns for the moronic virus. I’m hoping the people who bailed out in fear of another closure to theaters and restaurants will jump back in. Shorts have not covered. Kenny’s not in jail. Money is still on the table with 600,000 apes. I hodl for you and in hopes of giving my daughter financial freedom.

I don’t have any political affiliation so please just know I don’t care what you thing about Oranges or Brandons. Fuck the govt and the horse it rode in on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moparded
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2021
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If you are disappointed with the NSO Expansion Pack ask for your money back

https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/contact

Just wanted to start a discussion on the topic of refunds. As per Nintendo Switch Online TOS, Nintendo does not refund NSO. I think if you are very disappointed you should still try contact Nintendo and get your money back. Nintendo needs to get this customer feedback.

I personally reached out via chat explaining that I was disappointed with the service. My case got escalated to the administrative group for review. I ended up getting a refund for the difference I paid to upgrade my family plan to the Expansion Pack, and my original NSO restored.

Edit:

-Do not charge back the transaction on your credit card, doing so will result in a permanent ban from Nintendo.

-The 1st tier customer support offered 2 months additional NSO.

-The refund I got went to my eShop funds. I didnt get refunded to my credit card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keen_cmdr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2021
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Clearly something is massively amiss with the lending fee. No denying this fact.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Get-It-Got
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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Girl I really connected well with over the past couple months called me β€œsad” and removed me when I said I was virgin.

Just out of the blue like that.. I’m a bit stressed shes gonna tell people at our work place but I mostly just feel like relapsing atm, What a shit day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodAussieBloke
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2021
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[Schneidman] Rodgers: "To anybody who felt misled by those comments, I take full responsibility for those comments." Not sure exactly what comments he's referring to, but Rodgers opens his appearance with somewhat of an apology. twitter.com/mattschneidma…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFencingCoach
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