What did one wall say to the other?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
The other day I decided to install a highly decorative wall plug in my living room.
I needed a creative outlet.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
What invention allows us to see through walls?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
I plugged in a charger to the wall and my usb c headphone to the charger.
-Dad, what are you doing?
-Listening to AC/DC.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Scientists have discovered a way to walk through walls....
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︎ Feb 03 2021
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, βDad get out of the way!β
I said, βYouβre the ones blocking!β
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︎ Jun 27 2020
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.
But she still won't admit she framed me.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my carβs center console.
It was my climb-it change.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
We need to be very careful about collapsing Wall Street so we donβt get crushed by Roof Street
Posted on shower thoughts first, they told me to bring it here. I should have thought of that first. Anyways here ya go.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off an auditoriums walls to surround the audience, however
The sound from a pigeon does not, because a coo sticks.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it well. Started insulting and attacking everyone and threw his own feces on the walls.
I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
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︎ Nov 24 2020
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...
Long time fan, first time poster.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
People keep telling me to stop putting up walls
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What did the painting say to the wall?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I stood, rubbing a piece of plywood that was leaning against the wall, waiting for someone to notice.
βWhat are you doing, dad?β
I sigh a long, heavy sigh.
βNot much, just feeling board.β
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I was putting the outlet cover back on the wall while my wife was working at the computer with her back to me...
She said βwhat are you doing? What is that noise?β
I said βIβve been screwing around behind your back.β
She whipped around in shock and saw me, screwdriver in hand, screwing in the outlet cover.
I found it way more entertaining then she did.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Just found this store by chance called Ollieβs. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here.
reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
What is a guy with no arms, no legs, to the wall?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Someone's used indelible pen to scribble a picture of a dog on my wall!
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Whatβs a Wall Street farmerβs favorite thing to invest in?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Why is it wrong to punch the wall when youβre frustrated?
The wall has never been anything but supportive.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
My one new years resolution was to start to use my Velcro wall more.
So far I'm sticking to it.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
I once went on a date that ended with me and the girl sleeping together. After sex she lit a cigarette and told me me all about her hobby: collecting roadkill and pinning it to her wall. Well, there's no way I could see her after that...
Smoking is such a turn off.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What did one wall say to another?
''Let's meet at the corner''
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Did you here about the dwarf climbing over the wall to escape prison?
He fell!
It was a little condescending.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
I had to cancel a boat tour of a Norway cliff-wall sea inlet.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
I used to date someone with a communist flag on their wall.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
While waiting in the lobby of a Chinese restaurant, Don was admiring a painting on the wall of a Chinese sailing vessel and said to his friend Mike: βIsnβt that a great looking ship?β Mike replied:
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︎ Aug 11 2020
An Alternative To Trump's Wall
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︎ Feb 04 2020
My girlfriend and I were traveling thru Kentucky where we stayed at a lodge. She told me a humorous story out to the left of the wall of the building...
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︎ Jun 16 2020
My New Year's resolution is to save enough money to buy a Velcro wall.
And I plan on sticking to it!
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︎ May 29 2020
My wife asked me to stop singing Wonder wall to her
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︎ Sep 26 2017
What did the poster say to the wall?
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︎ May 15 2020
Dad:βback when I had to do wall-sits in school..β
βI had enough and told my gym teacher I couldnβt stand doing them
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Is it normal for a Jedi to scale walls and obstacles with ease?
Yes, itβs parkour the force.
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Went to my dateβs house after dinner last night and saw she had a Soviet flag covering the entire wall
I knew that was a big red flag
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︎ Dec 28 2019
So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?
Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What did the wall say to the painting?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trumpβs wall....
On the condition he gets to install windowsπΊπΈ
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︎ Jul 03 2020
What did one wall say to the other wall?
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︎ May 30 2020
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.
The reason is a coo sticks.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
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