Rapper Waka Flocka is married to Tammy Rivera.

She’s Waka Flocka’s Flame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlippyInTheHat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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Me: Anything to eat? Wife: There's salmon I baked in the fridge. Me: Next time you should bake it the oven. Waka waka waka!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goconrad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2014
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Which Marvel superhero is Fozzy Bear's favorite?

Black Panther.

Waka-waka-wakanda forever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ptshoink
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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A horse enters a bar and orders a drink.

When he’s finished, the barkeep asks if he wants another. The horse replies, β€œI don’t think I do...” and vanished from existence.

To get the joke, you need to know Rene Descartes’ theory β€œI think, therefore I am.” But if I explained that before the joke, I would be putting Descartes before de horse.

<Staring into the crowd like Fozzie Bear>

... I’ll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techsavior
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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How does Pacman do the gardening?

...With a weed waka waka waka

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lightning3240
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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There's a new rap artist who combines a modern hip hop sound with 80s retro pop.

Waka Flocka Seagulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jDubbaYo
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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r/dadjokes funny?

Of course they are!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Why didn’t Fozzy Bear go for a run?

He preferred a waka waka waka!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIWAscorer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do you call chefs who over-season their food?

Thyme wasters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toxic_Gorilla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2015
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What's Fozzie Bear's favourite snack?

Waka-guacamole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qu1ckbeam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2017
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Pac-Man is such an openly terrible husband.

It's not even any secret that he cheats on Mrs. Pac-Man: drive around town enough and you're sure to find him on a waka waka waka shame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DabuSurvivor
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