A list of puns related to "Volume 4"
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
The librarian said "Sure!! What volume would you like?"
Mass over volume.
I'm currently on volume 5
That spoke volumes.
Boy: Okay, what's your Volume?
Imagine my disappointment when I realised it was Volume 9 of a 24-Volume encyclopaedia.
Pi(z)(z)(A)
Edit: Volume not area
That spoke volumes.
I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew i couldn’t turn that down.
I said “Yeah, I have my volume up high because I’m deaf.” She replied “hi deaf.” ....I’m so proud
Because it's volume increases
It really speaks volumes.
...it speaks volumes.
If you have a pizza with radius 'z' & height 'a', its volume is pi*z*z*a.
Sons mate: I got 90% for my maths test today.
Me: That's great, what was it about?
Him: Volume
Me: What? I didn't catch that.
Him (slightly louder): Volume
Me: Sorry I couldn't hear you
Him (louder still): VOLUME!
I walk off chuckling to myself while he looks confused.
It will speak volumes to people.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by
its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
If a cylinder of mozzarella has a radius of z and a height of a what is it volume?
pi z z a
It speaks volumes
The guy was asking for $50 and the only thing wrong with it was the volume controls weren't working properly.
At that price, I couldn't turn it down.
I thought, “Wow! This speaks volumes.”
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
But I bet to the right gastroenterologist, it squeaks volumes.
Everyone got a little too loud and the teacher told us to turn the volume down. My friend said she was pressuring us to do stuff. The teacher told her to sit her mass down
It said: "One dollar, volume stuck on full."
I just thought, "I can't turn this down!"
The ad said, “Radio for sale. $1.00. Volume stuck on loud.”
I thought, “Wow! I can’t turn that down!"
Boo-Boo Fett
(Taken from Dad Jokes & Fractured Fables Volume One by Eric Dugan--me)
Girlfriend: Have you heard of Sin city?
Me: Yeah, the movie?
Girlfriend: Nope, have you heard of Den city?
Me: No stop, I won't let you do this.
Girlfriend: It's mass over volume.
I think I'm in trouble for not letting her finish the joke
It is a close to new, 50” 4K flatscreen, and a woman comes up and asks him “What’s wrong with this TV, to only be selling it for a dollar?”
The man tells her “Well, there’s nothing wrong with the picture, or anything like that, but the volume is stuck on max, and you can’t change it at all. So are you interested in buying it for a dollar?”
She says “Well, you can’t turn that down”.
I don't have any kids, but I think this was pretty dad-like:
We usually scream at max volume when we play, but our other roommate was sleeping so we had to stay pretty quiet.
It was my Kung Lao and Kano vs his Smoke and Sonya.
I swept him clean, 3-0, and he gave the excuse, "It was because I couldn't get loud."
I told him, "Oh, but you did get loud... KUNG LAO'D!"
He groaned, I basked in the glory.
Last night, my son said to me, "Dad, the television is too loud. Can you see what the volume is?" I said, "The volume is 7000 cubic inches." My son looked puzzled, so I said, "You asked what the volume was." He groaned when he realized what I said.
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
She said "Sure, what volume ?"
That spoke volumes.
That spoke volumes.
That spoke volumes.
That speaks volumes.
That spoke volumes.
That spoke volumes.
That spoke volumes.
Mass divided by volume
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
That speaks volumes.
That speaks volumes.
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