Virtual assistant (occupation) Puns

Update: I'm still accepting one more client! :)

Hi there, thank you for checking out my post! I'm here to offer you my virtual assistant services for 200 USD per month.

About Me

My name is Ella! I am a very friendly, detail-oriented, and hardworking person. I'm also a fast learner and can easily adapt to any situation. By working with me, you will have access to someone experienced in various industries, including marketing, customer service, graphic designing, research, writing, and journalism.

I'm renowned for being a virtual secretary or assistant. I do the same duties as a typical secretary, but remotely. Having spent the previous years building a diverse body of work internationally has allowed me to gain a broad knowledge base that I leverage to bring value to every client relationship.

Services

I can help you with the following:

• Email Management
• Social Media Management
• Customer Outreach
• Leads Generation
• Typing and Data Entry
• Appointment Scheduling
• Customer service
• Copywriting
• Proofreading and Editing
• Research
• SEO Optimization/Research
• Travel agent
• Graphic design
• Logo Creation
• Digital Art Creation
• PowerPoint Presentation Making

For services that are not mentioned, please let me know so we can discuss it - I love to learn new skills!

I am currently looking to take on 2 or more clients, and I accept both short-term and long-term project arrangements.

Thank you for taking your time to read my post and please do let me know if there are any questions! You can contact me through the Reddit chat feature, Discord, or WhatsApp.

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For just $2, I'll do an hour's worth of odd jobs online. You could pay me upfront or afterwards or collect it up till $10.

Could be writing, proofreading, researching an issue, data entry or some manual stuff you've been procrastinating on or don't have the time for. I'm good with IT stuff, writing and have a sensible head on my shoulders. Dump the manual no-one-has-time-for-that crap on me and I'll try to do that. For a cost of a cup of coffee 🤣

I have a decent portfolio you can browse through.

Hi! Rheanne Razo here!👋 I am a virtual assistant and I am essentially an administrative assistant who helps with a diverse array of professional functions to support a company remotely.

That means you can outsource a lot of work to me! I am also well known as an online secretary or online assistant. I handle the same types of tasks as a traditional secretary, but without the need for a physical space in your office.

Which services do I provide?

I am a writer, a thinker, and a doer; I am a Jill of All Trades. I provide ALL SERVICES, but have a particular fondness for writing. I can replicate your tone of voice in blog posts, social media captions, and client communications. I can manage your blog, Instagram, Twitter, and everything else you have. I can enter data, organize spreadsheets, and transcribe your (possibly) disorganized handwritten notes. Whatever you can imagine, simply reach out and I'll take care of it!

Explore my portfolio!

• Virtual Assistance and Administrative tasks
• Data Entry/Transcribing
• Product Listings on Amazon, eBay, Shopify, WordPress, OpenCart
• Data Formatting/ Cleaning
• Web Research
• Online Research and other internet related tasks
• Lead Generation!
• Customer Outreach
• Excel Data Visualization with Graphs/charts
• Presentation Making
• Keyword Research - SEO & Digital Marketing
• Manual SEO Work
• Graphic Design
• Logo Creation
• Photo and Video Editing
• Bookkeeping
• Additional virtual services, as available

How much do I charge

My hourly rate begins at $15.00 (USD). I am a verified merchant on PayPal so payments can be made through PayPal invoices. Additionally, I offer packages (available upon request) that include additional services at a significantly reduced rate.

Let's talk business! The best way to reach me would be through the reddit chat feature or through my Discord (RheanneVA#7205) or WhatsApp (+639453814699)

If so what tasks do you give them, how much do you pay and how do you find them?

Need a virtual assistant preferably based in Europe or Asia or willing to work to UK morning times (10am - 12pm or 11am - 1pm) five days per week. The job has the potential to move to more than 10 hours a week, if that's the case I'd need you available in afternoon (UK time) as well.

Tasks will include: invoicing clients, inputting data into spreadsheets and google calendar, and checking and responding to emails

I have employed another redditor for the past year for this role and he will be the one to train you to do what the job entails.

EDIT: Wow, thanks for all the responses guys! I will read through every chat and message but might not reply to everyone. Thanks!

Things are about to get a bit busy and as such, I need a Virtual Assistant to help me navigate through multiple projects.

What I am looking for is someone who is good at communication, kind and nice to work with, good with deadlines, has a great availability within [GMT - GMT +5 max], as long as you're usually available within European hours.

Key skills would be:

• Good grammar gotta be good at it and open to using tools such as Grammarly.
• Good to have some experience with social media and such for tasks such as caption writing etc.
• Good research skills.
• Available, cause hopefully, this will be a long term project.
• Openness to learn and try out new stuff.
• Good attitude (probably the most important)

Would be great if you're into self-development and possibly have some big dreams yourself. It would also be good if you have a communication medium for voice calls at times as some processes just can't be explained over text. (Discord is highly favoured) . In short, I'm just looking for a right-hand guy/lady.

Looking forward to hearing from you! send me an introduction about yourself, chats preferably, your skills and possibly your top 3 personality traits.

Hi everyone! I'm a self-supporting student who can do organizational tasks, take care of schedules, manage social media, etc. I can devote up to 6 hrs/day to work and am willing to learn pretty much anything that's required of me. Feel free to DM me if you need someone dedicated.

It’s not possible to automate this task.

Hello I have a task in which I will need you to copy a message then paste it somewhere else. After that, you will copy another message, paste that another place and the cycle repeats. It will make more sense should I chose you for the job, I will send much more details. Please note that this task will be very very repetitive so if you can not endure this then please do not message me. Also please be willing to use discord and let me know your timezone and availability.

The rate will start at $1-3/hr with additional/incentive pay after you reach so many milestones.

Good day! My name is Daniel. I'm from Venezuela and I’m a Virtual Assistant with Various skills focused on Organization and Graphic Design.

I’ve been working as a V.A. for 1 year, for the first 10, it was for an e-commerce company called Little Elm Goods that was associated with a virtual clothing store called vendoo at that time. My main task with them was organizing data and images of the lists for selling products while checking for mistakes, deleting products that are already sold from the lists, and managing the Facebook marketplace section from vendoo.

For the last 2, I have been doing work for a company specialized in social media advertising. My job was to make posts for social media, based on information the clients provide and then design images to complement those posts. I also did some Instagram investigations to find certain types of people for them. I worked as a freelance Graphic Designer locally for a year before that too.

Due to my background as a Designer, I have a good artistic sense, so I’m open to trying jobs in that area.

My main skills are related to data entry, organizing, and graphic design on a basic to medium level. I'm also very loyal and centered.

I'm interested in jobs working on advertisements in video games, art and animation, and organizing data and documents. I'm looking to have a full-time job with 5-7 hours per day if possible.

If you are interested in my services, you can reach me for business inquiries through my email: Pachecodaniel44@gmail.com, and discord: DKdadadam#8546

If you are American and can pay using Zelle that'd be great, I don't like using Paypal, but I use it because I don't have another choice, if you only have PayPal then that's ok.

Hoping to work with you in the future and make a good contribution to your business

Hi there, This is no self promo or a scam thing. I am looking for a job and I know what I am capable of. I am working at a store and getting paid 5$ a week and my trial two weeks, during which I worked about 10 hours a day for 14 days, were not paid... I think that is unfair so I want to leave my toxic job and start somewhere else.. Maybe someone who really appreciates me and what I can do, so if you need a Virtual Assistant to do anything on your store I would be happy to do that.

I have been reading up on homelabs and self-hosted projects. I was wondering if there are any mature Virtual Assistant solutions for this community, given its emphasis on privacy and not relying on cloud solutions. I usually turn all the assistant stuff off on my personal devices for similar concerns already, but it would be nice to be able to run voice commands through home automated systems without letting giant conglomerates harvest data.

Hello I’m offering my services as a Virtual Assistant mostly focused in the Game Industry. Right now I’m working full time (8 hours a day)

The perks of having me include help with tasks like:

• Data entry
• Research
• Sorting out data/e-mails
• Helping you stay in contact with clients
• Basic debugging on Unity

In regards to my experience, I did some data entry for an Indie Games publisher (looking for contacts relevant to the genre of games they specialize on), data entry for an ad business using Google Maps, designed an item database for a new restaurant, and a small database of farmer’s markets + clothing stores near Los Angeles, California.

Related to my hobbies I’m very into indie games and game development. Right now I’m finishing Unity's Junior Programmer Pathway.

If you are interested in my services but want me to do something that isn't on the list, we can reach an agreement.

For further communication you can contact me on discord: Rogpi#1257 and telegram: Rogpi

See ya!

Role: Virtual Assistant available on EST

Type: Part-time contract; long term (6+ months)

Description:

I'm looking for a virtual assistant who can assist with various ongoing tasks (data scraping, data entry, etc).

Requirements:

1. Availability during EST timezone
2. Regular availability during M-F.

Budget: $5-10 per hour

Hello. I am here on behalf of a management company located in Europe.

We are currently looking for an ENTREPRENEUR (You must be a freelancer and be able to accept direct payments through either paypal/bank transfer/other visible means because we are a legitimate company and there must be paper-trail for tax reasons.)

What we are looking for:

• Fluent in English. This is the MOST important quality you MUST have as all the work and communication revolves around English. No other languages required or expected.
• 18+
• Ability to quickly come up with unique sentences based on any given topic (Example: We give you a forum post that you must reply to, and the reply must look real. Not too short/long but just enough to keep discussion going).
• No higher education needed. We aim to keep work VERY BASIC.

What we can offer:

• Long-term (years) commitment.
• Stable income. We pay you on time on the day of your choosing.
• Ability to climb in company (More money, interesting and unique jobs).
• Flexible hours. We give you tasks and as long as they get done, you are in the clear.

What work includes:

• We hand you multiple accounts on multiple platforms. You either do scripted work that we have written down for you or think outside the box and do it some other way.
• Writing short sentences based on any given topic. Basically either creating tweets for our clients (You will be trained to match their personality) or talk on forums.
• Basic excel work.
• copy-pasting.
• A lot miscellaneous stuff that someone from our company comes up with and need a hand on doing it.

Please note: Our budget is aimed at third world country people or from those countries with lower average salary. Work is SUPER BASIC and requires no degree and its completely remote so keep that in mind when giving your $/h price. We will however aim to pay over your country's average income to make sure its worth it for you to work with us. Would not be here if we did not want to outsource to greener pastures.

Reply here or DM me with your HOURLY RATE wish, HOW MANY HOURS YOU CAN COMMIT TO US and SHORT INTRODUCTION. Please remember that you must be legal freelancer in your country or be able to get paid legally from us without us being in an official employer-employee relationship.

their explanation; i would have access to the company credit cards for business expenses and they need to ensure that their “future employee” (they did not use my name) is “credible, trustworthy, and can be an asset of the company”.

is this normal? i don’t think it would fall back on me, i have an /okay/ credit score but i’ve simply never heard of someone doing this.

they also assured in the email; “we take into consideration there may be some blemishes on a large portion of applicant scores. Rest assured that your credit scores itself aren’t significant, but our company still requires the report”. like why do you need it then??? i’m just confused 😐

Looking for someone to help me do research. Will pay you per report. You might be able to help with both the research and the fb ads.

Also in need of an organized person to help me run a few facebook ads. I can walk you through the whole process and can make the creative, no need to worry about not having experience with it.

I’ll need help making 2-3 different pages with different goals for each. Probably 2 ads each.

Will pay $20 for each page you set up. And $20 for each ad you set up. Will compensate for helping me with maintenance too. Ill only run them for a few weeks probably.

Familiarity with virtual machines is a plus!

If you’re great we can do more work together! I’m a small time grad student entrepreneur with a few projects I’m working on. Most notable is deployment of free air quality monitors.

I have some background in programming (definitely need more practice) and a basic knowledge in machine learning and deep learning. Nevertheless , assuming for someone who has 0 background what’s the best way to learn and build a basic AI assistant (basic meaning it can speak its results, tell time, weather , and perform basic math).

My long term goals would be:

• Able to turn on and off devices (such as lights, fan, and maybe an extension cord)
• Able to recognize my voice
• Learn how to implement more libraries or teach it more information (ex: physics)

Any information helps!

How Can I help you?

Digital Marketing

I'm Certified Digital Marketer and I can help with following tasks:

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Graphic Designing (Canva Pro)

Social Media Management & Marketing (Compete A-Z)

Influencer Marketing

Video Marketing (YouTube and TikTok)

Video Editing (Anything in Camtasia)

Whiteboard Animation (Basic)

Website Management & Maintenance (WordPress, Wix, Blogger)

Quora Marketing

. . .

SEO

YouTube SEO

Pinterest SEO

On page SEO (WordPress)

Technical SEO

Off page SEO ** (Link Building outreach, copying competitors backlinks, High quality controllable backlinks and much more)**

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General VA Tasks which include:

Data Entry

Microsoft Office

Google apps

Web research

Chat support

PDF Editing

Transcription

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Check my Portfolio

Video Editing Portfolio

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Things I can't do:

Calls, Video Meetings

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Why me?

Experienced

Worked with many redditors (Check Portfolio)

Efficient

Skilled in different fields

Proper Time tracking and reports will be provided

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Timezone:

New York City Time (GMT -5)

8A.M to 4P.M.

I charge 8$ per hour.

Hi Everyone,

I am an Amazon Product Researcher who can assist with your Amazon Online Arbitrage business or manage your sponsored ads. I am a trained VA that sources product leads online for your amazon store with your preferred net profit and ROI using manual sourcing only. I can find at least 8-10 deals per day and work a minimum of 20hrs per week.

Here are the tools that I use to source:
-Keepa
-Azinsight
-FBA Calculator
-Honey and Retailmenot

I am also open to other tasks and willing to be trained if you would require:
-VA for Private Label
-Amazon PPC Assistant
-Wholesale
-FB ads
-Shopify Dropshipping
-Ebay Dropshipping

You can also check my portfolio here: John Mervs Portfolio on Strikingly

Please do message me if you are interested. Hope you have a great day!

Hi there. I'm a Virtual Assistant from Venezuela

I'm looking to help entrepreneurs.

My skills are writing content, writing blogs, write documents, emails, Canva design, social media, research, translations Spanish - English and administrative task. Samples and references by email!

Previous jobs:

•Best buy Canada

•Marketing service Curazao

Pm for more info.

Thanks!

Hello all,

I am curious for anyone who has hired Virtual Assistants/Administrative Consultants who help them in their business. Thinking of getting into this since I have a lot of experience. I'd ideally like to hear from anyone who pays $20 or more on the following:

• What tasks are you outsourcing to these individuals?
• Do you prefer to pay hourly or flat rate retainers?
• Since hiring them, how have they helped you in your business?
• Do you see any cons in hiring them?
• Do you prefer to outsource on one of projects, or hire for short (1-6 mo) or long term (6 mo+)

This just happened to me on the holodeck.

Me: Computer load security training program "Gamma-9", officer level lieutenant.

Computer: Please select identity of captured crew member who needs to be rescued from the pirates.

Me: Lieutenant Junior Grade Maria Smith.

Badgey: It seems you are setting up a sex holo scenario with someone way out of your league, can I help you with suggestions of other popular women who will never even look in you in real life as well as reviews of the most popular Andorian leather whips?

Hi Reddit friends!

I'm fairly new to Notion, and I'm a VA for a few different content creators. I have each of my clients have their own kanban board to organize various tasks and projects I have on-going for them, but I've been wanting to link my action items and todos into one separate board for myself, so that I can have an overview, ongoing board of things that I need to track as a whole, rather than constantly visiting each individual client page/board. Is there a way I can link action items from multiple client boards into one single board for myself (a planner/ todo list of sorts) ? My clients do not have access to my notion, so there is no worry about having multiple people having access, this is strictly for my own organization.

Many thanks in advance! <3

I want to offer myself as a candidate for this job because I have the required skills that you are looking for. My key strengths that would support my success in this position include;

➤ Good communication skills

➤ Knowledge of the NFT/crypto community

➤ Readily available(50 hours weekly)

My main tasks as you're Virtual assistant would be;

➤ Doing research on new and upcoming hot NFTs

➤ Joining Discord communities to level up and help you get whitelisted

➤ keeping you up to date with the latest announcements in the crypto world

I'm always interested in making long-term professional relationships with my clients to ensure that every project succeeds. If you value tasks delivered quickly, then you would love to work with me.

I am in search of a virtual assistant. Below is a comprehensive list of the common skills I am looking for the virtual assistant candidate to possess:

• Checking email, responding to customer inquiries and managing spam

• Establishing, updating and managing a calendar of important events

• Scheduling appointments with clients, businesses and salespeople

• Converting, merging and splitting .PDF files

• Producing graphs from spreadsheets

• Transcribing voicemail, video or audio, podcasts and meeting recordings

• Managing projects: staying in touch with subcontractors, emailing reports, using online calendars and calling team leaders informing them of deadlines

• Composing documents from handwritten drafts, faxes and dictations

• Online research

• SEO/keyword research

• Appointment Scheduling

• Email management

• Data entry

• Work related to MS Word, Excel, Power Point, and Google Suite (Drive, Sheets, Gmail, etc.)

• Making phone calls within the United States

You will not be completing ALL of these but it is good for you to have some knowledge of these items.

PAYMENT Payment will be via Paypal Goods & Services ONLY! It is a starting amount of $4.00 USD per hour. I am looking to hire for long-term and move on to a monthly pay structure. In the beginning, I will pay daily for the work completed. As we become more familiar, we can discuss a long-term agreement with increased pay and more hours of work available.

CRITERIA FOR BEING HIRED

I will only respond to $bid comments and no chat messages please. I will only respond to those with BOTH SLRep Profile and Credo Profile. Preference will be for someone with a few verifiable transactions through these platforms. Any action you take against the rules will be reported to the moderators.

Hello everyone 👋🏻 I'm looking for a job as a virtual assistant but I'm lost and I need your help.

Here's my story: I used to have clients and a job as a virtual assistant which I have been doing for about 2 years, however back in October I fell with a really bad depression that made me completely unable to work (couldn't focus, my head hurt all the time, was extremely unmotivated with no energy and unproductive). I worked until November and then was forced to quit due to complaints of work inefficiency. After that I decided to take a rest and take care of my mental health while I relied on my savings and aid from my brother to survive those two months. I recovered from depression completely after that break but now the problem is that I lost all my clients (and they already replaced me so won't hire me back), don't have a single penny of savings and don't have anyone to rely on.

I seriously need a job right now as I'm from Venezuela and the situation here is not easy at all, and I can't rely on my family as they can't afford helping me either (I was a huge burden to my brother those two months and he can't afford helping me anymore as he's struggling himself). I have a rent to pay, pets to take care of and basic expenses to cover so I'm desperate in finding a job. I tried posting on r/slavelabour and r/Jobs4Bitcoins but they won't allow me to post as I "don't meet the minimum karma and account age requirement". I also applied for jobs in person but due to the economical crisis in my country the wage they are offering me isn't even enough to pay my rent.

If anybody knows where I can apply that won't make me wait for months to hire me I would really appreciate it 🙏🏻 Thanks in advance!

I had followed some steps on YouTube and got HA through VM to work on my system. However, my computer upgraded to W11 overnight and closed all my programs in the process. When I try to power by HA, it says there's a network issue.

When I go into settings>network>adapter 1, I have enable network adapter, but under Attached to: Bridged Adapter, the only option under Name: is Not selected. Before I had 2 options (my wifi and ethernet), but now there's only "Not Selected".

Any suggestions?

BTW how much processing power does HA need? After this, I'm thinking of installing HA through VM on my 10 YO laptop, but not sure if that old processor would be able to keep up.

I feel like the title had something about birds in it?

My brain is just bouncing off of this one and it's driving me crazy. Please help:p

Background about me:

• 21 year old college student who is currently majoring in Ac*counting.
• I am on Christmas break at the moment so my time is very flexible and I can adjust to your timezone accordingly.
• I consider myself savvy, driven, versatile, and hardworking.

What can I offer as Virtual Assistant:

• Admin: This can include encoding, typing, researching, and organizing your files for you. I am proficient in Microsoft Word, Powerpoint, and Excel. I am most skilled in Excel as this is in line with my course and I am also experienced in basic bookkeeping.
• Editing: I can also design simple publication materials and edit videos for you. I use Canva and iMovie.
• Promotions: I can help to manage your social media. Last summer, I worked as a social media promoter on Twitter so I have some experience. I am also able to use platforms like Instagram, Facebook, and Tiktok proficiently enough to increase your presence there.
• Writer: I can also do write-ups for your website, emails, and publication materials. Although it is not my expertise, I write during my free time and I also have experience doing commissioned essays.
• Voiceovers: I have experience in narrating stories and doing voiceovers for videos that were published on YouTube.
• Other ad hoc tasks: I am a willing learner and will do my best to help you the best way that I can.

Conditions: I can only accept payments via Paypal. Ideally, I would like daily payouts depending on how much you are willing to pay, but I am also open to longer arrangements such as weekly payouts.

Thank you for taking the time to read this! Feel free to message me for any queries.

Hi all!

I'm needing a v.a. with some writing help with project management. If you feel like a good fit for this, please send me a DM with your salary expectation and a message talking about your previous experiences (or Resume).

Thanks.

As the title says, I'm looking for someone to go to a few websites and read specific sections and take notes on them. This will include mainly 1-2 paragraphs per section and he note formatting should be in bullet point formatting. Please make sure not to plagiarize when taking notes and put things in your own words. I will run it through a online plagiarizer checker before accepting the work so it is important that you don't just copy and paste things. If this goes well then I wouldn't mind having you consistently do work. There's also another immediate task of you taking high online pictures of a few screens I will provide.

I had this idea of virtual assistant that would be integrated to the os, but kinda distributed on other apps. Apps would be able to have their own set of commands that are called by user. This would require some api provided by the system to the apps where once user says command system would pass command to the desired app. The app that should execute command would be specified by the user, for example spotify play ..., firefox search ..., Where spotify and firefox are keyword so the system knows where to send data. I dont know if this exists already, i just think it would be nice tool to give app developers.

Hi there, thank you for checking out my post! I'm here to offer you my virtual assistant services for 200 USD per month.

About Me

My name is Ella! I am a very friendly, detail-oriented, and hardworking person. I'm also a fast learner and can easily adapt to any situation. By working with me, you will have access to someone experienced in various industries, including marketing, customer service, graphic designing, research, writing, and journalism.

I'm renowned for being a virtual secretary or assistant. I do the same duties as a typical secretary, but without taking up physical space in your workplace. Having spent the previous years building a diverse body of work internationally has allowed me to gain a broad knowledge base that I leverage to bring value to every client relationship.

Services

I can help you with the following:

• Email Management
• Social Media Management
• Customer Outreach
• Leads Generation
• Typing and Data Entry
• Appointment Scheduling
• Customer service
• Copywriting
• Proofreading and Editing
• Research
• SEO Optimization/Research
• Travel agent
• Graphic design
• Logo Creation
• Digital Art Creation
• PowerPoint Presentation Making

For services that are not mentioned, please let me know so we can discuss it - I love to learn new skills!

I am currently looking to take on 2 or more clients, and I accept both short-term and long-term project arrangements.

Thank you for taking your time to read my post and please do let me know if there are any questions! You can contact me through the Reddit chat feature, Discord, or WhatsApp.