A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Ceasar walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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What did Julius Caesar say after he conquered a brothel?

Vici, vidi, veni

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📅︎ Oct 01 2017
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Generally speaking...

Veni, vidi, vici

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👤︎ u/doogawl
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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