Variations on a Theme Puns

What do you call an avocado that plays the guitar?
Rockamole.

How do you secure your avocado?
Lockamole

Blatent lies about the avocado? That's a
Crockamole

Taking your avocado fishing? Head to the
Dockamole

If your avocado's feet are cold, get it a
Sockamole

Time to stack some avocados on top of each other ...
Blockamole

Selling avocados? Make sure you have plenty of
Stockamole

Or just pawning them?
Hockamole

Your reaction at how amazing these all are?
Shockamole.

S: "I'm going to get a haircut." D: "Which one"

S: "I'm going to get a haircut." D: "Just one, that's a lot of effort for one cut."

S: "I'm going to get a haircut." D: "Don't cut any of mine!" (I'm bald)

S: "I'm going to get a haircut." D: "Don't cut the good one."

I do this until they sprain their faces rolling their eyes.