What rock group has four men but doesnβt sing?
Mount Rushmore.
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What do you call a group of deaf people?
I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What do you call an organized mosquito group?
A sting operation
Yes this sucks Iβm sorry
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︎ Jun 30 2021
What do you call a group of funny cows?
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︎ Jun 17 2021
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
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︎ Jun 26 2021
I got assaulted by a group of mimes.
It was horrific. They did unspeakable things.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What do you call a group of ravens trying bring crows together?
A conspiracy to commit murder.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
Did you know that Muslims were the LOWEST impacted religious group of people in the pandemic?
They've always required mosques
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︎ Jun 26 2021
People say biker gangs, mafia groups, and billionaires run this country. Wrong. It's the head of the dairy lobby.
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︎ Jun 22 2021
A group of bees were traveling down the highway and pulled off to get gas.
Most went to the Gulf station but one went to the Esso station which goes to prove that thereβs an Esso bee in every crowd.
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︎ Jun 12 2021
What do you call the elite group of undead, sent to retrieve the souls who escape from Hades?
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︎ Jun 29 2021
How do singing groups get new members?
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︎ May 20 2021
Most famous group to ever split up, back in the day?
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︎ Jun 16 2021
There's a group of sharks that like to meet up in secret. I'd tell you more but...
The first rule of bite club is do not talk about bite club.
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︎ Jun 09 2021
What do you call a group of dads?
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︎ Jun 05 2021
Marvel is introducing a group of underwater superheroes
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︎ Jun 26 2021
Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group meeting...
I see a lot of new faces here today!!
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What group of people pepper-sprays everyone?
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︎ Jun 16 2021
What do you call a group of Lynx?
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︎ Jun 03 2021
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
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I received an email where someone made some comments about a group of people called Mark. The subject? ...
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︎ Jun 12 2021
A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...
I should have known they'd dyne and dash.
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What do you call a group of sad journalists?
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︎ May 19 2021
Short people face more discrimination than any other group!
Weβre always being overlooked
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︎ May 20 2021
A group of friends were walking around the beach looking to find a hotel to stay but they were all booked except for one, one of them said:
"Guys, that's our last resort."
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︎ May 19 2021
What do you call a group of Norseman that only drink 7.5oz Pepsis?
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︎ May 08 2021
What do you call a group of kangaroos?
A gangaroo.
Credit: friendβs kid.
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What do you call a group of pandas?
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︎ May 20 2021
There once was a large group of people that were fascinated by statistics.
The group ended when they proved to be too mean.
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︎ May 13 2021
This support group will help you recharge
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Most of my group wanted to go mushroom hunting.
I call them the morel majority.
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︎ May 20 2021
I recently joined a support group for people who talk a lot.
We call ourselves On and On Anon.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Several religious groups are banding together to outlaw adult toys.
Their reasoning is the Bible says, "It's Adam and Eve, not Florence + the Machine."
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︎ May 15 2021
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
A Jewish man was making tea for a group of his friends
Everyone enjoyed the tea that he brew
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Giraffes can never apologize to each other.
It takes them too long to swallow their pride.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What group of people like telling dad jokes?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
A group of kids is called.....
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Why do teens only group in odd numbers?
Because they canβt even.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What rock group consists of four guys that don't sing?
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︎ Jun 27 2021
Which rock group has four guys who canβt sing or play instruments?
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︎ May 31 2021
Which rock group has four members and doesn't sing?
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