Vaccine shedding Puns

I was at Walgreens last week with my daughter, waiting to get her 2nd Covid vaccine. (She's 9)

She made up a game where she'd look at objects, guess their height and then convert it into inches. Running out of objects she turned to me:

D: "Dad, how tall are you?"

Me: "I'm two feet tall."

D: "No really, how tall are you?"

Me: "I promise, I'm two feet tall and I can prove it to you."

D: (suspicious) "How?"

Me: sticks my two feet out "See, I'm two feet tall!"

D: eye roll, uncontrollable giggling and a giant smile

I'm proud of that one!