Uwu Puns

A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, “Get out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.

I went to a furry convention and they were doing a Shakespearean play

Ha ha

Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

The creator of the knock knock joke should get a Nobel prize.

I love telling dad jokes.

Did you know the letter “U” has two different pronunciations?

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