A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, “Get out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
I went to a furry convention and they were doing a Shakespearean play
I think it was "Much UwU About Nothing"
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Who am I to diss a brie?
A man leaps into the Doctor's office, flashlight in his mouth, both hands behind his back, screaming "It's the mawkew! Oh God the Mawkew!!...
...I fell on my awt supplies and it went stwaight up my wectum"
The creator of the knock knock joke should get a Nobel prize.
Did you know the letter “U” has two different pronunciations?
That’s why they call it a W
