I work as a quality inspector at a plastic food wrap company
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︎ May 14 2021
There's a department of the United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
The local bartender moved his pub to the summit of a mountain and the quality of his drinks improved
He really raised the bar on that one
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Doc, every time I smell Mexican food my heart races.
Doc: Sounds like tacocardia.
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︎ May 13 2021
My phone camera got an image quality upgrade on January 1st.
It was Apple's New Years Resolution.
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︎ May 07 2021
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do you order when you donβt want to share your food?
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︎ May 05 2021
What do pirates store their food in?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Is there a company thatβll deliver food to your old girlfriend?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Bilingual food puns? I THINK YES. Hereβs one my fellow Canadians or French speakers might enjoy...
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︎ May 06 2021
Sorry about quality just had to do this joke really quick, okey bye.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Truely of the finest quality
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︎ Mar 02 2021
European food puns
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︎ Apr 10 2021
A student baked a loaf of bread for foods class.
At the end of the class, his teacher returned the loaf and told him that he had gotten an A.
The student said: βThanks, thatβs just what I kneaded.β
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︎ Mar 23 2021
My buddy was promoted to quality inspector for the Canada Goose Jacket Company. He doesn't like it very much though...
...lately, he's been feeling down.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
What a train ride of emotions finding a neglected train but also a quality pun
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Help me out: need some rockstar/music themed food puns for my 3 year oldβs birthday party!
Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. Weβll be serving:
Chicken nuggets
PB&Js (in the shape of guitars)
Veggie tray
Fruit tray
Water & juice
Iβm struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have
Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isnβt even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know π Help me out if you can think of any more!
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︎ Mar 25 2021
what do you call two friends who like the same food?
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︎ May 10 2021
Cute food pun!
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Another Cute Food Pun!
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︎ Apr 16 2021
I have an irrational fear of over-designed buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I'm no fan of Indian food
To me, it's a naan starter....
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︎ Apr 10 2021
I saw a pack of gummy worms that said βNo artificial flavor.β
Who buys gummy worms hoping theyβd taste as close to real worms as possible?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What's a math teachers favourite food?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
βSorry Harry, unfortunately we have to cancel your Vietnamese food deliveryβ
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pho Nix.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What kind of food is in the air
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︎ Apr 26 2021
What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?
Stake n shake!
(I'm not sure if this is a regional restaurant but I assure you it exists.)
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What's the Titanic's least favorite food?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
I own a solar powered food maker.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
I suspected my teenage son was sneaking food, but nothing prepared me for when I entered his room unannounced
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︎ Apr 24 2021
What is the best day to cook food?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Don't go to fast foods in America they are scamming us.
My kids meal didn't include any kids.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Our Chinese food came without any cookiesβ¦
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︎ Feb 17 2021
How does a food critic keep their identity a secret?
They use a Nom Nom Nom de Plum
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︎ Apr 26 2021
I work as a quality control specialist for my local toothpaste company
every tube so far has been in mint condition
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︎ Mar 25 2021
I accidentally ate some food coloring today.
The doctor says Iβm fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Vaccine puns of mixed quality
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Research shows that left handed people waste more food than right handed people
Otherwise, rightovers would be a word.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
My college roommate, Anthony, was really into Italian food and Jamaican music.
We called him Reggae Tony.
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︎ Apr 15 2021
So I had a classmate in chemistry ask what would happen if we were to use gamma rays to cook food, so I said...
It would give a whole new meaning to nuking your food
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Our Tea Company only allows men in the quality control department. It is a requirement,
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What do you call a venue designed for food fights?
An all you can yeet buffet.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
High quality steak
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I need hammer-food puns
I work at a bar
The theme is hammers.
Give me your best dishes/names/puns.
Go!
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︎ Mar 22 2021
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