πŸ”₯ This snail traveling across the terrain gfycat.com/wigglyweightyd…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MTPokitz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Beautiful wedding❀️ the mother of the bride really made an effort
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiramisutonight
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Early Valentine’s gift from my mom I love her, and this proves I’ve become the Snail Ladyℒ️ around here reddit.com/gallery/lizu5y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulsmullet1976
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Sheikh Rusheeye, the fake exorcist and hustler profiting off water, marries a 17 y.o. child bride youtube.com/watch?v=vSlDz…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/som_233
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I've been praying to the Snailβ„’ but haven't reach top tier in 7 years of playing.

Hi guys. I've been playing war thunder since 2014. I have 349 hs on steam and i'm sure I have at least 100 more from when I just had the launcher (rookie numbers I know). The thing is in all this time I wasn't able to complete a single tech tree. I focused on the German and American tech trees but even with premiums and premium time i couldn't reach top tier in neither (reached 6.3 and 5.3 respectively). Then years back Italy came out and being a fan of Italian ground vehicles and since it's a smaller tech tree, early last year I decided that I wanted to focus on it and finally have a full tech tree. Thing is to this day I just managed to earn a 3.3 line up. I come here asking for advice. How can I achieve this goal? I am not a skilled player. Not by a long shot. But I feel that I must be doing something wrong because even by being consistent I can't manage to reach top tier. Anyway thanks for hearing me out and any piece of advice is most welcome. Have a very nice day people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alvabrah2597
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Found at the beach. Limpet? Snail? Sea scalp? reddit.com/gallery/l9okd3
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Freshwater aquarium with Red Cherry shrimp and a Mystery snail. It has mouth parts that remind me of a snail but it has no shell. Seems to be eating algae off the tanks walls and multiplying. Doesnt move much and mostly stays submerged. Anyone have an idea of what this might be? Sorry for the shakes v.redd.it/jql1e53ycji61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trixeth
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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I have two nerite snails (no idea whether one is male) in a populated tank with barbs and a catfish. If they are fertilised, am I right in saying the chances of any surviving into adulthood are very slim? reddit.com/gallery/lnc419
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AntonMathiesen99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Bride of Morgus (1987) Host sequences from a MORGUS PRESENTS episode in which Morgus is revealed as the supreme neckbeard youtube.com/watch?v=d0HZ1…
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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The snail left his shell at home.

He was feeling sluggish the rest of the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Why do the French eat snails?

They don’t like fast food!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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[WTS] "A" Small CRK - Natural Micarta Tanto Includes COA Card, wrenches, lubes and all the goodies. Mint condition. Knife is rated "A" as there are no marks or any snail trails and it's never been carried. Stored since bought. $550 CAD shipped Xpresspost. Prefer EMT or PayPal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/souperman43
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Why did the snail paint an S on his car?

So when he sped past people they would say "look at that S car go"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akien0222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Bride cancels her wedding because her guests didn't "donate" a $1,500 each to fund the event
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Re-l-Mayer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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[self] Westley from The Princess Bride. check that watermark for [photography] credit reddit.com/gallery/j1rlh4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeyswift
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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my milk snail, oatmeal, having dinner v.redd.it/rb6xfgqircf61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alicatp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What did the snail say when it picked up the phone?

"Shello?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purifiedsilver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Went to an artists wedding... There was the bride to be. The Groom to be. And heaps of pencils.

2B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garythesnail1996
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Funko Nycc 2020 Reveals The Princess Bride Fezzik Super Sized
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RegExr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Boyfriend is an aquatic entomologist. We take walks around the pond and he points out bugs to me. Watching him get excited about a snail is another level of cute
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhpf01
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I just witnessed a bride walk down the isle to the song "dock of a bay"

It was an Otis wedding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brosthetic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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TIL: Whenever Kevin Bacon is invited to weddings, he frequently bribes the DJ to NOT play Footloose. He does this so that he does not upstage the bride and groom. thewrap.com/kevin-bacon-b…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RtRevJimmy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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In Kill Bill vol.1, O-Ren Ishii warns The Bride she might not last five minutes in a fight. She loses the duel, in a fight sequence that lasts exactly 4 minutes and 59 seconds.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MooshGuy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Corpse bride but make it revenge mcr ✨
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXBitch_BabeXx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Father of bride stopped walking halfway and brought his daughter’s stepfather to walk down the aisle with them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aurora_Olympus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Idaho has the highest rate of child marriage in the country. A law was proposed to end child marriage, but republicans in the Idaho House of Representatives voted the legislation down. This is not exaggeration: republicans voted for child brides, Democrats votes against it. Never let anyone forget idahostatesman.com/news/p…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/relevantlife
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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A true unit of a snail
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crusty_laptop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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My girl tried an experiment to see if the snails that would come up to her at night were always the same ones or not. So she accessorized one, and guess who showed up the next night?!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/detoursahead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Snails have up to 12,000 teeth. 😬
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsoapRocky
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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(with thanks for encouragement from u/sherbert_suspicious): I built a little model sports car car for my snail, and called it an S-car for Snail.

Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Attended a wedding yesterday. Tried to grab a picture of the Bride and Groom. The result was not disappointing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_dawson_25
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition (or this utterly bonkers Monty Python-themed wedding!) | Offbeat Bride offbeatbride.com/monty-py…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetolkienotaku
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I thought I’d try snail racing

My tactic was if I take the shells off, they’ll be lighter and quicker,

All it did was make them a bit sluggish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amywit16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Runaway brides of reddit, what’s your story? What was the final straw? How last second did you leave?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scipio2000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I wanted to see if my snail would move faster without the it's shell

but it wasn't any less sluggish then before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnhhjmmnnbggh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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TIL That the longest brides veil was longer than 63 football fields; 6,962.6 m (22,843 ft 2.11 in). guinnessworldrecords.com/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoparMcgiggle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why did the penguin leave his bride at the altar?

He got cold feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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What does the snail on the turtle’s back say?

Wheeeeeeeeee!

My daughter told me this one haha!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scathyr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Sea snails emerge from the sand to devour the body of a fish gfycat.com/RigidHeavenlyA…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DieserBene
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Beginner needs help! Found this little hitch hiker today, what kind of snail could he be? Should I remove him? reddit.com/gallery/lp503r
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball00nboi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Imagine being this poor Bride (featuring the groom and all his groomsmen)

[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikthedogdad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Why did the snail paint a S on the side of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, β€œLook at that escargot!”

You’re welcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeganLadon
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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this snail eating a carrot is so cute i love it v.redd.it/0zxgc3dzize61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_purple_potato
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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WIBTA For Wearing a dress to a wedding that the "bride" asked me not to?

I recently purchased a dress for a wedding that is going to be the first week of April. While I am not in the bridal party, I am very close to most of the members and the bride. We are all in the same group chat for social, non-wedding reasons.

I bought a dress that I thought was gorgeous and affordable for me and because all the other bridal members where showing off their dresses in the group chat (they all have different dresses in the same color) I sent mine in too. Everyone agreed that my dress was nice! Also, I was not the only non-bridal party member to do this.

Anyway a few nights ago the maid of honor reached out to me and told me that the bride had confided in her that she loved my dressed but felt it was "show stealing" and that I would get more attention then her. Then the MOH asked me not to wear it out of respect for the bride.

This led me to be deeply confused because 1. I am not particularly attractive. If I am being generous with myself, I am a 6.5 on a really good day... and certainly not the prettiest in our friend group. 2. My dress is also really just not that special. This is a very similar dress for reference (mine is more modest cut, in a deeper blue). I am not sure what this is rooted in. My only suspicion is that it is because I am quite thin and she is not. (I do feel like an asshole for saying that, regardless). Beyond anything: 3. This does not seem like something my bride friend would normally care about--although I know people get weird around weddings.

Anyway... I am a broke grad student and I don't want to buy another dress and I just want to wear the one I have. Also, I just feel like if the bride didn't ask me directly then there is a good chance that its not that big of a deal and maybe the MOH is looking into way too much.

WIBTA if I just wore it anyway?

EDIT: I see I have been deemed an asshole. I accept it. I will find a way to get another dress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LooseGuest1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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You may now kiss the bride v.redd.it/i2oruz2nzop51
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πŸ‘€︎ u/campramiseman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Found The Jedi (revenge of the bride)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteOutIsRacist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Covid-bride upset because future SIL won't dance with groom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hb234A
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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This Groomzilla's head is so far up his behind that he can't even see the light. Hope the bride leaves him. /r/AmItheAsshole/comments…
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