Grandpa seems like a Batman fanboy, what if he is >!Bat Mite!< undercover?
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(Please use spoilers where necessary for people who haven't played the game you're talking about)
My thoughts:
CUR - this is my all time favourite. The atmosphere is the absolute best, the interior of the manor is fantastic, the backstory is just *chef's kiss*. I always wished I was one of the Penvellyns, to have all those generations of exceptional people in my family tree... But the ending >!was the most disappointing thing ever. Not the werewolf part, the treasure. After all that rich family history, the things Jane studies just to solve all those puzzles, Ethel who kept the secret, how far her ancestors went to protect the treasure and... it's a meteorite. OK I get how those in the Middle Ages could believe it was special, but what about her grandpa? Did he fall for it, too? I just wish it truly was precious and was worth protecting. It was such a let-down and I like to pretend this bit with the rock doesn't exist.!<
ICE - I would pay to live in that lodge all winter. I replay it each winter, too, winter is dark, snowy and annoying where I live, so it reminds me of things that are enjoyable about this season. The cooking, chores, all winter activities and minigames including Fox and Geese are great imo, even though I know a lot of people don't like them. >!And Isis, the wolf, ohh don't even get me started <3 I just wish Yanni wasn't in the game. He's unlikeable and his whole storyline is just meh. An undercover agent pretending to be a paranoid Olympic skiier that is sent... by some government... to look for uranium... so he blows stuff up? Idk it just didn't really fit the vibe of the rest of the game, was silly and unrealistic. I think it would be more interesting if the culprit was Comillo, Bill or Ollie, with some good reasoning behind their actions. Oh and of course, the end chase, the longest couple of minutes of my life.!<
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
TW: Suicide and adoption
My nephew was born in 2011 (my brothers son) it was tumultuous during the pregnancy and after his birth. My brother cheated on his current known girlfriend during their relationship and got the other girl pregnant and his girlfriend only a month apart. His girlfriend had my niece in November and the other girl, my nephew, in October. This is not a post bashing my brother, we've all made mistakes. During this time my brother was struggling with an active addiction to heroin. In hindsight I now firmly believe he was self medicating his bipolar disorder. It's no secret that men are severely under diagnosed with mental issues and are not a priority. Instead when they show any type of mental struggle they're told to "man up". My mother is bipolar, I was diagnosed bipolar and manic depressant at 16 and my younger sister was also diagnosed bipolar.
He struggled with drug addiction for quite sometime and it was one of the hardest times during our lives. While in the height of his drug addiction he was active in my nephews life but not much. During the very early life of my nephew maybe around 1-2 years old my brother was lightly coerced into, by his son's mother, to sign away his parental rights. I say lightly because it's easy to talk drug addicts into such decisions. He was actively paying child support at this time. I understand why she pressured him into this. He was a drug addict and she felt it best for their son. I hold no ill will toward either of them for this decision but I have to say later when my brother became clean, couple years after, he regretted what he did very much. In his active addicted mind, not paying child support meant more money for drugs and not having to fight with her anymore to see him. He felt like he was a burden to his son as well.
At this time our sister was separated/broken up with her partner she had one of my nephew's with. It was a permanent no going back separation and we were all very saddened by this but we continued to be close to him. Well my brothers son's mother and my sisters son's father started dating and later married. Which we all found extremely bizarre. We don't live in a small town by the way but a very large city. Plenty of potential partners. Roughly population of 1.6million. So yea bizarre but okay. Not long after their marriage my sisters son's father adopted my brothers son. This is confusing I know. It hurts my head sometimes even now thinking about it and telling it as I am
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The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”
