What did spock find in the USS Enterprise toilet?

Captains log.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarradinesSon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2017
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If the Captain of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D) were to betray one of his crew members...

would that crew member be hoisted by his own Picard?

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2016
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Why is toilet paper more powerful than the USS Enterprise?

Because it can circle Ur anus and wipe out kling ons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josamo8
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2017
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Did you hear about the cook onboard the USS Enterprise who spilled flour all over the galley?

He had a starch wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justablur
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2016
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