A list of puns related to "Two weeks"
They call it Modernaty leave.
Do they have a probationship?
Looks like weβll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.
They got there ok but then things went south.
The ceremony was decent, but the reception was amazing!
"Bad news," I said, "and my name is Tom."
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
Speak now or forever hold your pee
Me: Can I play piano?
Doctor: Yes you can.
Me: Wow! Thanks! I never could before.
Quarantine is driving people crazy
>!They had coroner-virus.
Witch hat
She has the world worst stutter.
They couldnβt be more proud!
Oops, wrong sub.
Today and tomorrow
They are looking for a cereal killer.
Where's Most? I really fancy a holiday.
One says to the other, 'I thought I was the only beetle around these parts. Where are you from?'
The other responds, 'Who, me? I was born in bread right here.'
And I feel a little disoriented.
So my fiance and I were at a dinner with other people who were also engaged and the topic got around to forts in the living room. We talk about how often there should be a fort in the living room when one of the guys says that they should be put up every two weeks, the fortnight.
All of us future dads busted out laughing.
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