These two jacked missionaries came to my door glorifying their new gym.
I told them I had no interest in joining Jehovah's Fitness.
Good thing there are just the two doors to the US Capitol building
Cause attempted sedan doesn’t have the same ring to it
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
If they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
On his deathbed, my grandfather said, “Remember these two words. It’ll open a lot of doors for you in life.”
The door knob on my front door is two feet off the ground
What do you call a hen house with two doors?
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they'd be chicken sedans!
Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?
Cause if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan
On his deathbed, my grandfather said, “Remember these two words. It’ll open a lot of doors for you in life.”
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it has four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors
Because if they had 4 they’d be chicken sedans
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four it’d be a chicken sedan.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four they’d be a chicken sedan.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
If there were four it would be called a chicken sedan!
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors
Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan....
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
What does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four it'd be a sedan.
Why do chicken coops only ever have two doors?
If they had four doors, they would be a chicken sedan!
On his deathbed, my grandfather said, “Remember these two words. It will open a lot of doors for you in life.”
Why does a chicken coup have two doors?
If it had four, It’d be a chicken sedan
Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be called chicken sedan.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
Why do chicken coops have two doors??
Because if they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
How do you know chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they would be chicken sedans!
Why do chicken coups only have two doors?
Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?
Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan
Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a Chicken Sedan.
Why do chicken coops always have two doors?
Because if they had four they would be a chicken sedan.
Why did the chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
If it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
“Son, remember these two magic words. They will open up the doors in your life.”
Why do chicken coupes have two doors?
If they had four they would be a chicken sedan!
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans.
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