The tides have turned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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The Tide has turned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicknack605
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Oh, How the Tides Have Turned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/They_Beat_Me
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Oh, how the Tides have turned.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DirtyPineConeFeet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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The tides have turned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/barl03
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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It seems the tides have turned here at work imgur.com/gallery/wLMgh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sehtriom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2017
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My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry.

Finally, I threw in the towel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boomkiller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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I dare you to read this

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... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I accidentally spilt a half bottle of laundry detergent. It landed in a conveniently placed bucket tho!

I was able to turn the tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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We thought the priests and ghost hunters finally helped us get rid of the annoying ghost that would move our laundry detergent around in our laundry room the past year.

But then, this morning, I walked into the laundry room again and saw the Tides had turned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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So the Atlantic and Pacific oceans were arm wrestling. At first the Pacific was winning, but then the Atlantic started to gain the upper hand.

You could say the tides have turned.

Ill be here all night folks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShedATyr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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What did the moon say to the earth after it got tidally locked?

"You can turn but you can't tide."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Waiting for my daughter to finish shopping when I realized...

The tides have turned... http://m.imgur.com/zAimxvG

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raypat7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2017
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I work at a grocery store with my son and he rotated all the cleaning products and left me a note

The note said "I guess the tides have turned"...I've infected him with dad humor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BACKWARDSDODO
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2016
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So my dad was walking through the supermarket the other day...

when we got to the detergent isle he walked up to the bottles of Tide and turned them around. He turned around, saw the confused look on my face, and said "The Tides have turned!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KluKlayu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2014
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