So I'm doing something a little different than usual. I saw this form o'er here detailing various forms of parasitic fauna that inhabit the Flesh Pit. https://i.redd.it/3s46bvo1zvn71.jpg Although many of them have not yet been depicted either officially or by fans, leaving it up to imagination! SO...I decided I'd try my hand at theorizing what the heck these creatures could be.
P.S. THIS IS NOT CANON. It is entirely fanmade speculation on my part!
Please do correct me if I'm wrong, or give alternate ideas! I'd be very excited to see what your take on them would be! But meanwhile...let me get started.
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Amoebic Organism - A type of large Hydrozoan that has the ability to alter its shape, and moves around using numerous pseudopods that were once its tentacles.
CAUTION: If they are above a certain size and are attempting to eat you, please use your issued weapons on it. This does not kill the Amoebic organism--since they are colonial organisms, they can regenerate and form into smaller amoebas that pose less threat to you.
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Aquifer Leech - A type of leech-like organism that live in the superorganism's moisture crops. They infest the bottom of condensation pools, and latch onto the bottom to suck blood from the superorganism.
CAUTION: Do not enter the condensation pools without proper protection. There has been many incidents of them accidentally attaching to people. This causes a cookie-cutter shaped wound, and will bleed out quickly without immediate medical care.
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Bristleworm (Vascular) - These are a species of bristleworm which live in the superorganism's vascular system. I.e. within giant arteries and blood pools. They spend their lives swimming in blood, using their tendrils to sift nutrients from them while also seeking out macrobacteria.
CAUTION: Do not pollute any open wound in the superorganism. Chances are that doing so can kill Bristleworms, as their filtration system may feed on something detrimental to it. They're otherwise harmless to humans.
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Bristleworm (Ocular) - This species of bristleworm inhabits what is effectively ocular fluid. That is, aqueous humor filled with a variety of nutrients to nourish what may be an eye (unlocated as of yet). However, they get most of t
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
BamBOO!
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
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