No more stupid jokes and puns
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer and is just about to say something when the bartender interrupts him. "You're welcome to come in here and have a beer, but no more of your stupid jokes and puns. Okay?" the bartender scolds. "I'm sick of them. Have I made myself clear?" "No," the guy replies. "I can still see you."
Of all medical humor, optometry jokes are number one
Or number two.
How do you call a parent who's child transitioned from Male to Female?
Usually with a phone, goofball!
Why did the invisible man turn down the job interview?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Never trust a jellyfish with anything important
They're utterly spineless
If I could have any superpower, I would choose invisibility. But I wouldn't use it to do anything ILLEGAL...
Just to be clear.
I looked up opaque in the dictionary
But the definition is unclear
Just so everybody's clear,
I'm going to put my glasses on.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
The p is silent.
