My friend bet me 100$ I wouldn't be able to get the prime cuts of meat from the top shelf.

The steaks are high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultim8umly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I took a pole today and found out that 100% of people get upset when a tent falls on top of them.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Why did the NFL choose to acknowledge OJ Simpson as a part of the top 100 players?

Because he really was a killer running back.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend were in college...

Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend were in college. Now, Christina likes men with lots of testosterone, and her boyfriend was no exception, but the downside was, he was already losing his hair. "I would do something about it," he'd say, "but I don't know how much it would cost." One weekend they went to a student fair, and one of the campus groups was holding a couples' spelling contest. They were offering all kinds of gag items as prizes; condoms, jock straps, training bras, that sort of thing. The top prize for the winning guy was a hairpiece, valued at $100. So Christina helpfully suggested to her boyfriend, "If you won a bee with me, baby, there's a priced toupΓ©e!"

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