Julius Caesar

But Julius is too shy to talk to her

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👤︎ u/JonSnuhhh
📅︎ Mar 15 2016
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I got my wife, then she got me...

My dad is going to have a colonoscopy in the morning. I told her the news, then followed with...

"I sure hope my dad doesn't make an ass of himself tomorrow." She gives me a courtesy smile. So I try another...

"If he has any questions, I don't think he'll feel too shy to assssk." Nothing.

Then she says, "I hope the doctor has a good rebuttal for all these terrible jokes."

Boom. Roasted.

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📅︎ Apr 15 2015
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