My Dad just did this to me on a Skype call.

So me and my Dad were skyping as I live in Canada when he pulls this on me

Me: So I am going to be making Ham and Scalloped potatoes tonight

Dad: Oh yea, thats nice

Me: Yup, Ham seems to be going cheap right now so I picked up a nice one.

Dad: What the hell is wrong with your pigs over there. In England its usually the birds that go cheep cheep and the pigs go oink.

Me: Dad, you have problems.

Dad: What you talking about, you're the one with the clucking pigs I think your situation is a tad worse then mine.

Me: sigh You're hopeless.

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📅︎ Mar 09 2014
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