My doctor says I have Tom Jones Disease. I asked "Is it common?"
He said "It's not unusual"
I once asked Tom Petty, "What is the most difficult thing about working in a restaurant?"
He said, "The waiting is the hardest part"
Tom Brady is a fungus.
He won't go away but he's a fungi to watch
Did you hear Tom Cruise is opening a liquor store?
It’s called Whisky Business
What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Ground Control to Major Tom(cat)…
What did Tom Cruise say when he went to the art museum?
I tried to woo a woman by serenading her with Tom Sawyer.
Unfortunately she didn't want to Rush into a relationship.
American actor Tom Lester was a great man
But people were not too fond of his cousin Moe.
What do you call it when Tom Cruise drives your car?
Cruise control.
I mean... Did I really have to write the answer?
I went into the barbers today and asked to have my hair cut like Tom Cruise....
He lifted me up and sat me on a cushion...
I met Tom Hanks once. He was so rude
I asked for his autograph and all he wrote was thanks.
What does Tom Brady and a sale on corn have in common?
They're both a buck an ear (buccaneer)
What is Tom Waits favorite song?
True Story: Tom, Dick & Harry
I am working on the best dad joke of all time, but it is going to take some patience. My wife and I named our first son Thomas. I am slowly trying to convince her to name any future sons Richard and Harold. My ultimate goal is to be able to tell people that I am father to Tom, Dick and Harry.
Why is Tom Petty free fallin'?
Because he wouldn't back down.
'Doctor, doctor, I can't stop singing Tom Jones songs, is that normal?'
What would be Tom Cruise's movie called if he loves cartoon?
Most people are familiar with Tom Cruise a very well known actor. But not as many people are familiar with his brother Bomb.
So Tom Hanks is going to visit the wind turbine museum in Holland.
Some really big fans there.
Tom was sad because his car was stolen.
He can’t Cruise around anymore.
What do Tom Clancy, Bill Belichick, and Harrison Ford all have in common?
They each made millions of dollars off Patriot Games.
I’m afraid you have Tom Jones Disease
Don’t worry there are plenty of other people with it, It’s Not Unusual
My 6 year old daughter was listening to music with me and came up with this one: What is a bananas favorite Tom Petty song?
You Dont Know How It Peels
What's the best way to catch a Peeping Tom?
Tom used to fix household appliances for a living, and then he studied hard to become a psychiatrist.
He was a repairman, now he repairs men
I keep forgetting that Tom Petty passed away and it makes me sad
He don’t come around here no more
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
In the USA it’s called peeping Tom. In China it’s called peeking Tom. What’s it called in the Arctic?
What's the difference between a peeping tom and somebody getting out of a bath?
One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.
If Tom Cruise owned a liquor store, what would he call it?
My record collection includes Bruce Springsteen, John Cougar Mellencamp, and Tom Petty. It’s almost a full Heartland Rock set...
Why didn’t Tom Petty like fly fishing?
The wading is the hardest part.
Why are peeping Toms are having a difficult time with the pandemic?
Because it’s very hard for them to lurk from home.
Does Tom Cruise look like this?
Did you know in Germany the Tom Cruise movie ‘The Firm’ is the sequel to Die Hard?
Frank is fed up with toms puns. Tom was never seen again
“I have split personality” said Tom being Frank.
What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
I'll show myself out.
What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
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