What do you call it when Tom Cruise drives your car?
Cruise control.
I mean... Did I really have to write the answer?
I met Tom Hanks once. He was so rude
I asked for his autograph and all he wrote was thanks.
What does Tom Brady and a sale on corn have in common?
They're both a buck an ear (buccaneer)
What is Tom Waits favorite song?
True Story: Tom, Dick & Harry
I am working on the best dad joke of all time, but it is going to take some patience. My wife and I named our first son Thomas. I am slowly trying to convince her to name any future sons Richard and Harold. My ultimate goal is to be able to tell people that I am father to Tom, Dick and Harry.
'Doctor, doctor, I can't stop singing Tom Jones songs, is that normal?'
What would be Tom Cruise's movie called if he loves cartoon?
Why is Tom Petty free fallin'?
Because he wouldn't back down.
Most people are familiar with Tom Cruise a very well known actor. But not as many people are familiar with his brother Bomb.
So Tom Hanks is going to visit the wind turbine museum in Holland.
Some really big fans there.
What do Tom Clancy, Bill Belichick, and Harrison Ford all have in common?
They each made millions of dollars off Patriot Games.
Tom was sad because his car was stolen.
He can’t Cruise around anymore.
I’m afraid you have Tom Jones Disease
Don’t worry there are plenty of other people with it, It’s Not Unusual
What's the best way to catch a Peeping Tom?
My 6 year old daughter was listening to music with me and came up with this one: What is a bananas favorite Tom Petty song?
You Dont Know How It Peels
What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
I'll show myself out.
Tom used to fix household appliances for a living, and then he studied hard to become a psychiatrist.
He was a repairman, now he repairs men
In the USA it’s called peeping Tom. In China it’s called peeking Tom. What’s it called in the Arctic?
I keep forgetting that Tom Petty passed away and it makes me sad
He don’t come around here no more
I once asked Tom Jones if he ever forgets the lyrics....
He said, it’s not unusual.
What's the difference between a peeping tom and somebody getting out of a bath?
One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.
I am about to join the Dad club!
Give me dad joke material to entertain my wife as we sit here in the hospital together! What should my first joke be when I hold my daughter?
"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
My record collection includes Bruce Springsteen, John Cougar Mellencamp, and Tom Petty. It’s almost a full Heartland Rock set...
If Tom Cruise owned a liquor store, what would he call it?
Saying Tom Brady is the greatest football player in history isn’t just a hyperbole...
My friend has been really sad ever since Tom Petty died.
That’s why he don’t come around here no more.
Why are peeping Toms are having a difficult time with the pandemic?
Because it’s very hard for them to lurk from home.
Why didn’t Tom Petty like fly fishing?
The wading is the hardest part.
Did you know in Germany the Tom Cruise movie ‘The Firm’ is the sequel to Die Hard?
I divorced my wife Ruth of 20 years with 3 kids because of a petty argument.
Does Tom Cruise look like this?
Why couldn’t the peeping tom climb mountains?
Because he always peaked.
Frank is fed up with toms puns. Tom was never seen again
“I have split personality” said Tom being Frank.
A girl potato told her parents she was marrying Tom Brokaw, but they forbid it because...
He was just a common-tater.
"Do you have any nicknames, Tom?"
I said, "Well, there's Nicholas...Nicky..."
What do you call a gay Mexican peeping tom?
How often do I tell chemistry jokes?
What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Did you guys know that, in Germany, the Tom Cruise 'The Firm' is actually just the Die Hard sequel?
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
