What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeschannel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2022
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Upset-Advice-5715
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Every time I go to work I hide.

Good employees are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2022
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What is it called when someone takes time off from work to go surfing?

A saradical.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoonIsTooSpig
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2022
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What time does Roger Federer go to bed?

Tennish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2022
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I feel bad about myself each time I step on my electric scale. 210, 209, 211 - never seems to go down. But today I feel pretty good...

When I stepped on it this morning, it said "LOW".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondjimbond
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2021
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Every time I go back to the balloon store, the prices are higher than before

It must be inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sourceshrek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2021
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It was a tough job to get Big Ben fixed in time to go "bong" for the new year.

They had to work around the clock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sludgemonkey01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2021
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When's the best time to go to the dentist?

Two Thirty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamster_1988
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2021
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I can't take my dog to the park anymore, he gets attacked by ducks every time I we go for a walk.

I guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hdwilli3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2021
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Every time I go to the liquor store, a dude comes out of nowhere to give me advice on what to buy.

He’s my spirit guide.

Edit: Thanks guys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What is Sean Connery's favorite time to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2021
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Welp, it appears it’s time to go.

Let’s make like a tree and leaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DynamiteRyno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2021
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Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time

The spacebar

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Where did people go to wash themselves in Biblical times?

Bathlehem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caverypca
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2021
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What time do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PangwinAndTertle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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What’s the best time of day to go to the dentist?

2:30

(Tooth hurty)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twistedmatron7
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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A parrot was going to go to a showing of Monty Python and the Holy Grail but forgot what time it was and showed up halfway through.

It was a late parrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fireburner80
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2021
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Every time we go to the putting green, my friend has to bring along a bag of Pringles to munch on...

He always wants to practice his chipping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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What do you type into a time machine if you want to go to Christmas?

Present Day.

I haven't tried it, but pretty sure it'll work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joepopp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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For the first time in 6 months, it was warm enough to go outside in just a t-shirt today.

I probably should have worn pants, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyWhatsItToYa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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We got a new microwave at work. After heating my food for the first time in the new microwave I go to my colleagues and say to them "I just cut my fingers on the new microwave!"

They all startled "what happened?" I reply "it's Sharp!"

They murmured something and left the room...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KM130
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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My daughter refused to go to bed on time.

I told her she’d be booked for resisting a rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ROLO_V13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Why did the skunks go to the toilet at the same time?

Because friends stink together!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nat20_on_a_D100
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What's the best time to go to a watch store?

For a clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Every year around this time, my family and I go out to the woods to pick out and cut down our own menorah.

Happy Hanukkah dadjokes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaspm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Crows are very intelligent birds, they even go out for drinks from time to time.

It's called the crowbar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashnakag3019
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I tried to schedule a time to go into my local library

They were fully booked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TNormus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth Hurt-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Childhood_1734
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2021
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What time should you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Suspect-6587
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2021
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When is the best time to go the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dilute_water88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2021
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When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth Hurty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drslayer25
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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What time did Sean Connery go to bed when he visited Wimbledon?

Tennish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghostwriter623
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerfviking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What time does the Irishman go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobanwashborne
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Toothhurty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its_J_Just_J
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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When’s the best time to go to the dentist?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Toothirty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eddiespaghettio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What time did dad go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dumpster_Sauce
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Tennish

(RIP Mr Connery πŸ˜”)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryolithicdd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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"What time did the man go to the dentist?"

"Tooth hurt-y."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What is the best time to go to dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wampzi
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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