Time Expired Puns

A list of puns related to "Time Expired"

Did you hear about the guy who expired for not following time tested advice?...

He died of old adage...

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👤︎ u/Titeman
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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I'm a Dad. I rock this one constantly

Whenever I see something with an expiration date that has a ridiculous time a lotted for consumption I will say... For instance today is august 16,2013 If i buy cereal today that expires on november 2015 I will say "we have to hurry up and eat this by november 2015!" Hahaha...crickets

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👤︎ u/Ron247365
📅︎ Aug 16 2013
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