Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
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What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?
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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says
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︎ Jun 28 2021
Shoutout to my fingers
I can always count on them
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When are fingers happiest?
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Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
That can't just be a coincidence.
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What has 5 fingers, but isn't your hand?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand, Iβm okay.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
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︎ Jun 26 2021
A person says to a genie, "I wish for fame and fortunes." The genie snaps their fingers and says "your wish is granted," pulling a newspaper out of thin air.
The newspaper headline reads, "LOCAL MAN HAS FOUR CHINS!"
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I found a lamp that said that if I rubbed it, a genie would come out and grant me three wishes, but when I did it nothing happened
I must have rubbed him the wrong way
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I named my three kittens Fork, Spoon and Knife. Why?
Because theyβre catlery.
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What's it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
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︎ May 14 2021
Broke ny finger today
On the other hand i am ok
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I broke a finger today.
Well, on the other hand, I'm okay.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Three guys walk into a barβ¦.
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What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?
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︎ Jun 02 2021
Three unwritten rules of life.
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︎ May 04 2021
Big shout out to my fingers...
I can always count on them!
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What did the three legged cowboy's dog say when he walked into Dodge city.
I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!
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︎ Jun 11 2021
Think I've created a three fer
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What do you call it when one German WWII soldier lies to you, then another, then two lie to you, then three tell you a lie, then five lie to you, then eight, then thirteen....
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︎ May 31 2021
Son: DAD! I broke my arm in three places!
Dad: Donβt go to them places then
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If a one L Lama is a holy man and a 2 L Llama is a beast of burden, what is a three L Llama?
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︎ May 07 2021
Spelling isn't one of the "Three R's"
That's how writing and arithmetic ended up on the list.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
I went to the doctor to get a splint for my sprained finger and instead got the COVID-19 vaccine.
I guess, I had a little vaccident.
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︎ May 18 2021
I just spent three hours chasing all the water fowl out of my yard...
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︎ Apr 17 2021
"Fool me once - I'm mad. Fool me twice - How could you? Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay?"
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What has three letters and starts with gas?
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︎ May 08 2021
I bought a container of protein powder, but then had to spend several seconds with my fingers knuckle-deep in the powder itself, trying to fish out the little plastic scoop thatβs included.
Man Iβm glad thatβs out of the whey.
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What do you call it when the magician pulls three rabbits out?
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︎ Jun 14 2021
I hurt my finger playing Minecraft
Itβs okay. Just a minor injury
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︎ Mar 29 2021
My friend was telling me about the three bones of the arm
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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?
Walk him, then pitch to the rhino.
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︎ Jun 04 2021
Confucius say...
Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
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What did the Italian drummer name his three daughters?
Ann-ah one, Ann-ah two, Ann-ah here-we-go!
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Can three birds dance?
No but toucan.
(Credit: Twitter)
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︎ May 09 2021
The Romans must have thought the year three thousand was going to be tasty.
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︎ May 20 2021
I have four arms three legs and twelve finger who am I
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︎ Dec 21 2018
What is the worst part about losing your index finger?
There is no point to your hand anymore
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︎ Apr 07 2021
My three favorite things are eating my family
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︎ May 06 2021
What did the electrician say when his kid stuck his finger in the socket?
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A man has three dogs
A man has three dogs. The 1st is named Max. The 2nd, named Brutus, and the third named Clarice. One day, the owner comes home to find his childhood stuffed animal in pieces on the floor, cotton strewn about everywhere. In an effort to find out who the culprit is he lines up his three dogs. Looking at them he asks the 1st, βMax, did you do this?β Max wagged his tail and didnβt move from his spot. The owner looks over to the third, Clarice, who has taken it upon herself to lay down for some naps. As he looks into the middle of the two, he can see a tuft of cotton escaping from his snout and exclaims: βPet two, Brutus?β
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Three birds can't get married
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What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into the saloon?
βIβm looking for the man who shot my paw.β
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︎ Jun 25 2021
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says
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︎ Apr 26 2021
A three legged dog walks into a bar...
and says "I'm looking for the man that shot my PAW."
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A three-legged dog walks into a bar...
He looks at the bartender and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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