Phil
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
Well, toucan play at that game.
I can ship same day/next day if purchased at night! US only
Encre Noire 3.3oz new with box, sprayed 1x - $35 shipped - great but not unisex enough for me
Sixteen92
Kuro Lolita 6ml unused - $10 shipped
My Whole Life Is A Darkroom 6ml unused - $10 shipped
Every Day Is Halloween 6ml unused - $10 shipped
Sample Bundle - 1ml bottles unless stated otherwise- useage shown - $35 shipped the whole lot
Demeter Bonfire 1.5ml
Tom Ford Fucking Fabulous .5ml - unused
Le Labo Baie 19 .5ml
Comme De Garçons Blue Santal
Comme De Garçons Wonderwood
Comme De Garçons Black
Thierry Mugler A Men Pure Wood
Hermès Rocabar
Comme De Garçons Copper
Acqua do Parma Ginepro Di Sardegna
Lalique White
Kerosene Wood Haven
Kerosene Dirty Flower Factory
Serge Lutens Cedre
Yves Saint Laurent L’Homme
Issue Miyake L’Eau d’Issey
Some single note dabbers from Solstice Scents I believe?
Arugula
Desert Sage
Violet Me
Birch Leaf
Violet Leaf Absolute
Windows
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
..... Will get a reward.
it's Hans free now..
second hand stores!
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
and not:
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
Just swapped in my colder weather frags, and boxed up my warmer weather scents. Still waiting on my Pasha de Cartier Parfum, Halloween Man X, and Guerlain L'Homme Ideal L'Intense to arrive. I think my favorites from this selection are Dark Rebel, M7 Oud Absolu, Naxos, Encre Noir L'Extreme, and Tobacco Vanille.
(Front to Back / Left to Right)
Xerjoff - Naxos
Hugo Boss - The Scent Intense
Dior - Homme Intense
Hermès - Terre d'Hermès
Prada - L'Homme
John Varvatos - Dark Rebel
Dolce & Gabbana - The One EdP
Thierry Mugler - Pure Malt
Creed - Royal Water
Tom Ford - Ombré Leather
Tom Ford - Noir Extreme
Dior - Sauvage EdT
Giorgio Armani - Acqua Di Gio Profumo
L'Occitane - Eau des Baux
Yves Saint Laurent - M7 Oud Absolu
Lalique - Encre Noir L'Extreme
Lalique - Encre Noir Sport
Dior - Homme Sport
Ralph Lauren - Polo Double Black
Bvlgari - Man Black Cologne
Kenneth Cole - Mankind Hero
Burberry - London
Calvin Klein - CK One Shock
Giorgio Armani - Code Absolu
Tom Ford - Tobacco Vanille
Guerlain - Habit Rouge EdP
Guerlain - Heritage EdT
various decants and samples
It’s for Hispanic attacks
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
