A list of puns related to "The Warrant"
This ritual beating was called a PUN-ishment
It reads “Small medium at large.”
Turns out nobody wants me.
Wife: NO. M: Knock knock! W: Nobody's home, try another door! M: Knock. KNOCK. W: Not happening! M: Knockknock W: Try next door, I'm naked! (good to know) M: KNOCK! knock. W: Come back with a warrant! M: Knockety Knocko! W: The Tupperware party is on the next street!
The police track them to a motel, but can't narrow it down further. They call the judge and he writes out a warrant to search room #8 at the motel. Police break down the door and arrest the gang of cows with the stash.
Later the police captain calls the judge, "Your honor, how did you know where the gang would be hiding?"
Judge says, "It's easy Captain. Cows always room in 8".
"Ya know, if they put out a warrant for your arrest for stealing those potatoes you would be on the yam."
My wife discovered a tick in our house - likely brought in by the dog after a hike with the family that day. At dinner, it prompted a discussion about the relative risk of Lyme disease and its recent increase in media coverage. My wife made the argument that, while incidents were up, the overall risk is really quite low when you look at actually numbers of incidents. As such, the media coverage is not warranted relative to other safety concerns. My rebuttal:
"Frankly, I think it's about time we had a tick talk"
It reads “Small medium at large.”
It reads “Small medium at large.”
It reads “Small medium at large.”
It reads “Small medium at large.”
It reads “Small medium at large.”
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