"I ain't afraid of no holy ghost." ~ The Virgin Murray.
Did y’all know there no canary’s in the Canary Islands? The Virgin Islands are the same!
There aren’t any canary’s there either.
Why was the virgin always running?
Because she was being chaste!
Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? And the same thing applies to the Virgin Islands;
There are no canaries there either.
Apple Pie is a ridiculous $5 a slice in the U.S., but only $1 in Jamaica, the Bahamas, & the Virgin Islands
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
What is the main difference between a golfer and a virgin?
The virgin stops existing after his first hole in one,
I went to a virgin party the other day.
Nobody came
Why are virgins the sacrificial choice of man eating monsters?
They're boneless! :D
In the Bible, God had a business endeavor in which He made virgin women pregnant.
It didn't last long, but he made a prophet.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception
Even if the Virgin Mary didn't get to have sex...
...at least she made a prophet.
TIL: there are no canaries on the Canary Islands. The Virgin Islands are the same..
There are no canaries there either.
