The Trump Card Puns

A list of puns related to "The Trump Card"

Initially the US was way behind other countries in COVID-19 cases.

Little did those countries know, the US had a Trump card.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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i love collecting political trading cards

the one of the president of the united states is definitely my trump card

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👤︎ u/LemmeBuildThat
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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USA and UK are competing in the ,,fuck up yourself" game

UK is on the lead, but USA has the trump card.

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👤︎ u/tarka_d0_sera
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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Donald Trump should make his own playing cards.

Then in the last part of his election campaign he can pull out his Trump card.

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👤︎ u/PotterPal97
📅︎ Oct 07 2015
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It looks like USA....

Just played, the trump card....

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👤︎ u/geeprimus
📅︎ Nov 09 2016
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My wife dadjoked me last night

I was eating Biscoff cookie spread last night for desert.

my wife, (reading the jar of biscoff): "European cookie spread"

me (thinking I'd dadjoke her): "no I'm not!"

my wife (playing the trump card): "not now, but you will be later tonight"

I gave her a high five.

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👤︎ u/VanTil
📅︎ Apr 30 2014
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