A list of puns related to "The Tins"
"Look at what kids your age make in China!"
He is amazed and wants to buy the duck. The man refuses at first but eventually agreed. As the man walks out of the bar the now owner of the duck shouts. Excuse me how do i stop the duck tap dancing. Simple says the man lift up the tin and blow out the candle......
The whole industry is run by the Aluminati.
It’s Spam
The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, and made his breakaway in a taxi, escaping along the rocky road to mars, the milky way, and the Galaxy.
It's a natural selection.
He just didn’t have the heart to do it.
It's canniBallistic
I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan
"Yes We Can"
The Aluminumati.
“Curses! Foil again!”
It was soda-pressing.
I asked my mum what he was doing and she replied "Ignore him, he's fucking crackers"
My dad says "you mean the can't opener?" -.-
But thi silvery from one post to the next.
It’s spam
Would it kill the avocado makers to put in a decoder ring or a tin soldier every once in a while?
If you get an email from the department of health saying not to eat tinned pork and ham because it contains COVID, ignore it. It's spam.
But it wooden whistle
So I Bought a steel whistle
But it steel wooden whistle
So I Bought a lead whistle
But it steel wooden lead me whistle
So I Bought a copper whistle
But the copper steel wooden lead me whistle
So I bought a tin whistle
Now I can whistle
GF: Don't you want to go check why the pantry door isn't closing.
Me: Wander over to the pantry, look inside, and spot the culprit immediately.
GF: So what was the problem?
Me: Slowly take the tin of jam out, and while grinning like an idiot, I look at her and say: Looks like the door had been jammed.
GF: Sighs and rolls her eyes.
The hosts asked the guests to bring a covered dish, so I am bringing a plate covered with tin foil.
It didn't work so I took it back to the store and told them, 'it wooden whistle'. So they replaced it with a steel one. So I tried and tried but had to return it and told them 'it steel wooden whistle'. So they finally replaced it with a tin one. I gave it a big blow and happily exclaimed, 'I tin whistle!'
Just found half a tin of alphabet spaghetti shapes in the fridge.. Me:How long has this been in the fridge? Wife:Dunno, couple of days maybe, should still be ok, there's no meat in it. Me:Yes there is, look, M, E, A, T, that spells meat! Groans all round, son shakes his head and walks away.
Have you heard about these terrible hotel conditions in Sochi? I even heard that they have had to shit into a can. Ya, the news keeps mentioning this poo-tin!
They all said yes except for the Tin Man. He was a bit rusty.
My niece (3) was showing us all of her toys, one of which was toy a cupcake tin. The joking commenced. Mom: Oh wow that's really cool, you could make some neat cupcakes with this.
Me: Yeah its really awesome.
Mom: Just put some play doh (Plato) in here and you're all set.
Me: What if you put some Aristotle in there?
Mom: typical eye roll and mom groan
So when I was cooking in the kitchen (which is very narrow and small) I accidentally brushed up on a loosely closed tin can of Door Varnish spilling it all everywhere. I had to explain after I tried to clean it up to my mother and brother.
Me: So yeah, I spilled the whole can of door varnish on the kitchen floor and the hallway, it's going to hard to walk around for a little while.
My Brother: changes conversation Anyways are you free tomorrow, Mum?
My Mother: Yes, but first we must get out of this sticky situation.
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