Which patriotic singing telegram service would Donald Trump hire for the White House?

Stares and Strips

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A son went to the stockyards to buy a cow for his father. After a furious bidding round, he finally bought one....

However, after handing over his cash, he was only left with 10 cents. He didn't have enough money to catch a bus home. So he went to the telegram office. He asked the lady how much it was to send a telegram home. 10 cents a word she said.

Well, what one word could he send home to his father to explain the situation?

"Comfortable"

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