I once met a sorceress in the desert

She told me I could have all the cultured dairy and preserved fruit products I could ever want, if I would only marry her and sign an agreement promising to give it all back if we ever got divorced

Until that day I'd never believed the legend of the Prenup Butter and Jelly Sand Witch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mgrafe88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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What do you call a sorceress that lives on the beach?

A sandwitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rohlnik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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