The Silent Hedonist Puns

They’re waiting for their turn

Full Name: Chizan Hozo (Chi-Chi)
Race/Ethnic Group: Firbolg
Class/Occupation: Monk
Character Nature: loosey goosey dnd

Gender Female
Facial Features: cow like nose, amber eyes, long floppy ears, full lips, round and thick tear-drop shaped eyebrows Distinguishing Marks: blue war paint on face, large back tattoo ( a large back piece that depicts people in flagrante delicto, drinking, dancing, singing, playing instruments, partaking of illicit drugs, and otherwise having a good time with emerald green lotus motifs throughout)
Significant item: her sake gourd
Body Type: tall (7ft 7in) and muscular with a smaller bust and wide hips/thighs. has a six pack
Color Scheme: oranges, blues, greens, and browns
Gear: a black sleeveless, crop top turtleneck and an open Haori tucked into Shinto-esque wide pants. The pants have many layers of fabric hanging around the waste which help hide her leg movements and have several hidden pockets where she keeps stashes or booze, drugs, and hard candies. Has a 9ft long quarterstaff with a lotus carved on the top. Wrists and ankles/feet are wrapped in bandages
Action/Pose: something with her smiling and maybe with her sake gourd in her hand

Alignment: neutral good
Personality Traits : I am utterly serene, even in the face of disaster.
The leader of my community had something wise to say on every topic, and I am eager to share that wisdom.
I am working on a grand philosophical theory and love sharing my ideas.
Kind
Speaks calmly and deliberately
Ideals and Goals: Free Thinking.
Inquiry and curiosity are the pillars of progress.
Hedonistic
Pleasure is the way to enlightenment
Bonds and Flaws Nothing is more important than the other members of my order.
I’m still seeking the enlightenment I pursued in my seclusion, and it still eludes me.
I am dogmatic in my thoughts and philosophy.
I enjoy the delights of the world a little too much
I regularly drink/use illicit substances
I visit the bar/brothel/drug den of every town I go to
I am a flirt and hold pleasure, be it carnal or not above all else

Visual concepts: https://app.milanote.com/1HSw4Y1c6WmwHw
Backstory Found abandoned by The Order of The Emerald Lotus Chizan Hozo (which means little mountain hidden treasure) was adopted by the head of the Order Sodo Koho an Orc and her "Baba". The Order of the Emerald Lotus is a hedonistic monastery that believes the way to inner peace and enlig

I find myself split between two crowds. The anti-drug crowd and the drug crowd. Of course we all know the frustrations of dealing with anti-druggos. But then I can't fit in with druggos either. Druggos think I'm a boring lightweight and scoff at the idea of not going to excess.

I like to be open and honest about my passions but I feel like admitting an interest in harm reduction is a red flag for most people due to misunderstanding it and it creates distance because people don't like associating themselves with those they consider druggos.

Maybe I'm a naive fucking idiot for thinking being honest about this to people would result in anything different.

I'm a few points of Austere away from being a scarlet saint. What is the most effective way of increasing austere from 10 to 12 without damaging my hedonist? People say The Iron Republic, but there's never details about how.

If the FEs can do it why can't we? I'd love to transform my capital into a post-scarcity upotia tended to by robot slaves.

You awake with that nagging pain in the front of your head and that sunken feeling behind your eyes.  You know that you over did it agin last night. too much of… everything, The booze, the food, the sex, MORE; everything in moderation your ass!  You chuckle to yourself. Perhaps you should start saying “your FAT ass,” as it isnt nearly the round tight muscle you used to have.

You try to roll over, but a heavy mass tries to hold you in place. Its your gut, round and distended from the gluttony of the night before. It still remains taught, nearly spherical, from the damn near inccessent hedonism you have been partaking in.

You wiggle (more like roll) to the edge of the bed and sling your feet over. As you lift your heavft upper torso, you feel the pounding in your head. How much did you drink? Two bottles of wine? Not including the shots from lunch or the mimosa in the morning.

Through your haze you can see the gatorade on the nightstand. You reachover. You feel how heavy your arms are; its it from your fatigue or is it the rapidly added apidose tissue jiggly from it? You open the top and chug it down. Chugging liquids is so natural to you that you don't stop to think about the consequence.

The cold drink hits your stomach like a brick. You feel it tighten and your belly feels as it it might reject your needed electrolites. You hold it in. You will it down, just as you did last night with that last bite of dessert. The thought of food brings euphoria and a tingling between your legs. The pain in your stomach melds with the pleasure and re-enforces the connection between your gluttony and your sexuality. You want more.

You stand up. Well, you try to. The first try fails, and you bounce uncerimoniously back onto the bed. You lean back and fling your body forward, shifting your center of mass in front of you feet and heave your body vertical. You can feel the sway as your ears try to find balance. You heart beats heavily from the strain and from the hangover. Your head gets light and you take a deep breath.

Then the smell of breakfast hits you. Heavy in grease and salt... mmmm bacon!

And, sausage? Oh, cinnimon! French toast or cinnimon buns? Mmm, frosting...

You get lost in your mind as you fantasize about the coming feast. Your gentials tingle again, you cheeks flush and your pulse quickens. It so obvious now, how tightly linked sex and food are to your body. You want MORE.

You waddle forward, a large shirt covering your top, but hanging just lo

This might seem like one of those mundane posts demonstrating some boring ass middle of the way opinions but the world has been ruined constantly by the bad habits of these two groups of people.

But I doubt you would get it, it's to subtle

They must be waiting for their turn.

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